Fake Lewis Hamilton

Some say Daddy Dennis is my passion... Or that ABBA's song Fernando was all about me and Alonso. All I know is that I'm the coolest cat out there

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

If I click to unfollow @FakeFernando, will he let me through?

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Word on the street is that Jenson has his mind set on Red Bull. Well he surely wanted to park there

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Just look at that, I nailed the Red Bulls. Who da man?

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Everybody at McLaren sighs when a Red Bull drives by. That's how badly we wanna copy them

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

I hear Red Bull had some merchandise made in Taiwan. They call it "Mark's car". We did the same with Jenson's

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Nicole just told me "we should start using Pirelli rubbers". Something tells me she wants a baby!

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

It's no secret love. Nando gave me that second in exchange for a fan photo with me @fakeDomenicali @fakewhitmarsh

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

To my dear team: I found your bloody second, now can you please stop losing shit? What a nasty habit

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

We're trying to find out where to put the extra pirelli tyres. Here's a hint: the pitwall. A set of softs are way better at strategy

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Uncle Martin made me say bad things about Red Bull. My money is on the german kid this year.

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

New game for 2011: "Simon says"! Uncle Whitmarsh doesn't seem to like it tho...

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

All the coolcatz drive McLaren. We shall now form a Boyzband! Need names!! @GaryPaffett @f1_delarosa @alvaroparente @JENSONBUTTON

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Seems like reckless driving runs in the family, right Daddy Dennis?

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Nice to see my old nemesis @alvaroparente at the MTC. Godspeed on taking Jenson's seat bro...

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

So it seems that Nando tried to mess up my car in 2007! Little does he know that it only took effect in 2009 and 2010...

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life: me!

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Can you believe I left my phone inside the car at Abu Dhabi??? It's been a hard few months, but I'm back now baby

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Where's my miracle? No worries, I'm a last turn kind of guy

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

Nando Alonso aka Sexy Legs. Awesome!!

[Fake Lewis Hamilton @FakeHamilton]

@LukaSambuca Word!