FakeMartin Whitmarsh

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

If only...

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

If we lose Monza I'm quitting the sport. Oh, wait…

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

@MercF1Fans I've been hibernating

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

So I guess they question on everyone's mind is: how many cars will the Mercs lap today?

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Are we down to 4 cars in the #BritishGP ?

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Everybody at McLaren crossing their fingers Alonso will be able to keep up with the safety car's pace. #f1

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Hey @LewisHamilton! Nice to see you still like McLaren cars, old friend! #P1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

@charlie_whiting I volunteer.

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Honda 1-2 in qualifying! #F1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

McLaren struggling in Free Practise 4, things aren't looking too promising for FP 5 tomorrow. #F1

[Fake McLaren @FakeMcLarenF1]

I guess this is what it feels like to be Minardi. #f1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

@FakeMcLarenF1 how much do you know about sailing?

[Duncan Stephen @vee8]

Improve #F1 live timing before the grand prix with this one small tweak.
http://t.co/bIFKKvPmmP
#AusGP

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Those in favour of a separate formula, with it's own points table, for each engine manufacturer say aye. #F1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Worst qualifying result since 1983, any guesses to the common factor in both cases? Ron. #F1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Just received an email from Alonso, asking me if there are any free hammocks on my boat. #F1

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Formula 1: A BBC Sport beginner's guide to the new season http://t.co/6bxIrspKLV - as a friendly gesture I've forwarded the link to Eric.

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

So at least we know it wasn't a car fault that caused Alonso's crash, it was a peeved finn.

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

@carolpull I am fully aware of his off track excursions http://t.co/zpFzMGZnj9

[FakeMartin Whitmarsh @fakewhitmarsh]

Maybe Honda should have provided the manuals in english.