Fake Andrew Hopper

I talk for 35-40 minutes on Sundays at @mercyhillgso

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This is the cake I was referencing in the sermon.

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While working on the sermon for this week I decided it was God's will for me to return to Twitter #NoSignNeeded

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Oh dang I lost my keys again, better give @markabowles a call.

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Bobby finally let me get a sign for the church. Here is my first message. #SnoopHopper

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I vote that @jjdager should go back to the buzz cut. Then you could save on hair gel #ForHisNameSon

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Wow what a meal. This is pretty much what I look like right now. #Thanksgiving

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I am calling out @BHerrington_ to give up coffee and beef jerky #ForHisNameSon

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AP asked me why I was selling his toys. I said "I got 4 words for you #ForHisNameSon"

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If you don't sit down over a big plate of BBQ and say "Praise Jesus!" you are probably not a #Merican

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Come on guys, I know I am not the only person who finds themselves walking through the house with a bail of hay.

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My pre-sermon playlist for tomorrow morning: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, Chicken Fried, and Jesus Take The Wheel.

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Looks like @wrong_bro blocked me. I just have one question for you.

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I woke up this morning thinking back to a time when I didn't have a beard. I think I might go back to this look

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@Wrong_Bro ever heard the story of David and Goliath? Your reign of terror is over. @My_Duuude you might as well stop now. #HereToStay

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"@benddoster: It's Gameday y'all. #DUKEvsUNC" ACC Football is a joke. #SECbornandbred

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If you have any deep theological questions please contact @BHerrington_. He prides himself on answering the phone 97% of the time.

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RT @andrewphopper "@BHerrington_, if you don't turn the heat on up here I will die." // @MercyHillGSO offices be like

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Fact of the day: Like @MercyHillGSO, @JoelOsteen also has his own #ForHisName campaign!

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Had a dream I beat @jjdager in Ping-Pong, then I woke up to the sound of horses neighing. Its going to be a great day!

[Fake Andrew Hopper @fakehoppermh]

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Andrew Hopper. I've got 3 big rocks and we are gonna dive right in! #whoisjdgreear