Doc Relish

People talk so much shit about me at barber shops they forget to get their hair cut

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

Is there anything better than waking up early and going into work and finding out that they changed the schedule without telling you and you actually have the day off…? No. Truly the greatest feeling in the world.

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

Did you guys hear about the Key lime shortage? The world wide Key lime shortage? Tragic.

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

Don’t go sticking your fingers in my sugar bowl

[M.J. DeBot @emjeezus]

Lil Wayne was right for asking: “what IS a goon to a goblin?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

So sad about Bob Saget. Rest In Peace.

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

Ordered a calzone online, got to pick 4 fillings, accidentally picked pineapple instead of pepperoni. Good thing I don’t mind pineapple in my calzone. 7/10

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@ZachCombes I won’t , I got a menthol ready to go

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@LloydAndRice Both are mediocre at best

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@hightherenicole Fair

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@AdamBorndahl Proof?

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

Kimchi beer cheese soup

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

I’m pretty sure I could be a “Tom” but I could never be a “Travis”

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@Amanderp___ Ok those look pretty good

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

If you smoke menthol cigs you never really have to brush your teeth

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[FOOS GONE WILD @foosgonewild]

A FOO CAN BE ANY RACE/GENDER

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

When you’re trying to belch the alphabet to impress the boiz but you’re too high and you forget what comes after “D” ….🤦‍♂️

[Doc Relish @fakejackferrone]

@kldube7 @NewThundercat Douche