Professor James Clifford Rauch

Pianist, Masters in Criminal Justice, Damn Good Driver, Vodka Entrepreneur, Originator of the #jimrauchsdick Hashtag. I do webpages for - 75/m/cincy

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@RecipesTcap About five minutes into today's music class lecture, somehow the topic turned to prime rib and I went into about a three-hour riff. Any thoughts on the topic?

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@MomsPostingLs I met her at Pompelio's once and she was loads of fun.

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@RecipesTcap Ribeyes it is. Thank you. I like to vodka and dine all my women differently, but the one thing they all put in their mouths is my Subscribe to Unlock

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@RecipesTcap Hey buddy. Having a woman over for dinner tomorrow. Any recommendations? She's overweight (I'm not selective) - so I'm willing to be pretty generous with the side dishes and proportions. I just had Pompelio's a few days ago.

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I meant portions. Oh God that's embarrassing. Oh well.

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Ladies, if I am slow to respond to a dickpic request, please understand that it's only because I want each one to be special and personalized for you. Lighting, background, focus - these are all things that are sometimes taken for granted. Each picture should tell its own story.

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@RecipesTcap @SeedOilDsrspctr I'm still proud of myself improvising that line while driving across five lanes buzzed on vodka. Probably primarily potable potato piss - poor pretty petunias, pal.

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@MinistryofTru16 Vodka. A little sad though because I already have most of a lifetime supply.

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@RecipesTcap I never got to meet the first one because of those damn directions, but Liv - nothing but good memories there.

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@RecipesTcap @SeedOilDsrspctr I don't know about men, but women never complain about my seed oils.

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@CensoredMen Would.

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Why is my porn name trending? #TraceMcSorley

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@Iris_readagain @MinistryofTru16 Judge not.

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@Kreskin_17 @MinistryofTru16 I gave it to her. I also gave her the name.

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@MinistryofTru16 You're welcome, Ms. Squirts.

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@MaxineVatersPAC @WayneBrady I would never put my dick on Twitter. Not because I think that's wrong. Because it wouldn't fit.

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@RecipesTcap @5MinuteBody You might be right. It could just be that I don't remember - I'll be completely honest with you about that. The last thing I wanted to do was get online and lie to people. I have more intention of lying to myself.

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@RecipesTcap @5MinuteBody I don't eat on my birthday - it's actually pretty much the reverse.

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@IlhanOmarMN I want to have a threesome with you, your brother, and your husband.

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I'm at the swingers' club and just pissed all over myself. I want to get out with my dignity. Any suggestions? BTW, when I say pissed I mean came and when I say myself I mean a hot chick. Either way, I'm drunk af and need to drive home. Pray for me.