Jonathan Wild

retired comedian turned esquire; blood type: green & gold; circa 1998; product of Sheboygan; wisconsin sports savant.

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@MarkOldacres

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@zacobson You know Matt Lafleur is going to be up late tonight drawing up jet sweeps for Skyy

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@zacobson The guy who started the fire

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@zacobson The Stephen A Smith special

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@AndyHermanNFL Watching that kick felt like an eternity

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@AndyHermanNFL Because of the new routines/longer warm-up periods, do you anticipate the practices open to the public to still start around the same time?

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@AndyHermanNFL @DustyEvely @perri_goldstein Packer’s plan of success: Step 1: draft Patrick Paul. Step 2: trade for Abraham Lucas, Trent Scott, and Max Mitchell. Step 3: Roll out the double first name line of Zach Tom, Sean Rhyan, Patrick Paul, Abraham Lucas, Trent Scott. Step 4: Profit 🤯

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The pack want me to become the joker

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Seemed like Nixon could have gone for a bit more if he stuck with the sideline return :(

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Yosh Nijman is back

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Just run the ball

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@AndyHermanNFL Pretty sure Rodgers also texted Gute to “lose my number. Nice try though”

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@Peter_Bukowski It must be very dark in Green Bay! Can’t see anything in that insta story other than the Green Bay location

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We are overthinking this. It is clear that the major holdup in the Rodgers trade compensation is the fact the Packers FO want the JETS to give them at least one F-22 raptor jet. #packerstwitter

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@AndyHermanNFL Probably gets 70 miles to the gallon on that

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@AndyHermanNFL Haven’t been this nervous since the Apollo 11 landing

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@AndyHermanNFL New team takes Bakh, draft an LT, convert Rasul to LT for one year. Boom