Fake Juice

RTs are absolutely endorsements if I retweet someone it means I agree with everything they’ve ever thought | he/him | avi by @ghostdraculas

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

i’m still worthy

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

@jdvance bro it’s so cool that dude you’re always sucking up to ruins everything he touches. you’re a dumb asshole

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

don’t know when or why we decided that one out of every 40 times you use a bathroom hand soap bottle it’ll just shoot a huge glob at 400 miles an hour right onto your clothes, but we shouldn’t have made that a law

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

this season of love island is going to rock because there’s a man named Sincere, the greatest manipulator name of all time

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

they must show flight attendants some reefer madness-style horror films where someone having their phone out during takeoff directly leads to 9/11 happening

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

tf am i supposed to do with all my cubes then?

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

i haven’t been able to respond to any tweets, even mine, for over a week now lol is this site fully cooked

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

i think it’s impossible to trust music recommendations from someone who hasn’t had at least one They Might Be Giants phase

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

drunk as f and hope to hell there’s a can of stuffed grape leaves at my home when i get there #pleaselord

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

on September 18th 2001, Hunter S. Thompson wrote that "the last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party compared to what's coming. The party's over folks"

however he failed to consider that the party game Super Monkey Ball had released just 4 days prior

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

one time i tried to eat a normal dinner at the diner grill and my body rejected it like a curse

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

me and my roommates used to say this shit to each other constantly. what a beautiful day

[TNA Wrestling @ThisIsTNA]

Today in #TNAHistory: Steiner Math was born. (iMPACT! May 1, 2008)

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[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

@jimmytorosian FUCK

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

@luv2read13 hey how about i kick your goddamn ass in my socks

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

them freaky evil mad scientists really popped off when they made cosmic crisp apples

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

fentanyl

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

If Naruto was from your country what would he be addicted to instead of Ramen ?

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

this is for like 10 people, but the writing for this season of monarch legacy of monsters is dog ass compared to the first season

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

@JDVance hey i hope bad things happen to you every day. no one listens to you already and you look like shit too

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

gwen stefani abandoned ska when it needed her the most

[Fake Juice @fakejoose]

omg justin trudeau is eating the shitty island noodles truck at a festival that sucks with a girl that sucks. he just like me fr

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella (2026)