The Fake Jumpstart

We're creating ecosystems to align resources to define priorities to help startups in OH. That'll be $150 million Gov. Kasich. Oh and I need a raise.

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Wheels are coming off the bus at @jumpstartinc folks. Writing's on the wall. Employees sending out resumes. #ohio #startup

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#Ohio @jumpstartinc invests $250k of ur tax dollars in multimillionaire Dr. Oz's new startup. No joke. Your tax dollars at work. @johnkasich

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@jumpstartinc what is the IRR on your fund?

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How many worthless civic orgs can one region have? @teamneo @jumpstartinc @globalcleveland Stop creating orgs. Start creating businesses.

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Rumors of mass exodus from @jumpstartinc -- everyone's looking for jobs before #$%& hits fan. #ohio #startup

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Writing is on the wall. Major investigation of @fakejumpstart self proclaimed job numbers coming...

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"The hardest part about not know what you're doing is faking it" ~ @fakejumpstart

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Ohio entrepreneurs if you need cash I will be at the corner of 9th and Superior at 6pm on my way home and will throw change out the window.

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@mdkmoto @johnkasich There's so much wrong with this it's too easy http://t.co/KdGNbewt Why are Ohio taxpayers funding funding later stage?

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Real @jumpstartinc invests $250k in startup that's already raised over $2 million. WTF thought they did early stage? http://t.co/KdGNbewt

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@whyohio isn't even in the top ten for jobs! http://t.co/I6pBTr8b http://t.co/2XEHz1wR Hundreds of millions $$ wasted. #ohio

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This is @whyohio Third Frontier has produced zero results in Northeast Ohio http://t.co/2XEHz1wR ROI matters and @johnkasich gets it. #ohio

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wtf? OH "seed" investor @jumpstartinc just invested tax $ in Enforcer eCoaching which already raised $1.6M, and could self fund? @johnkasich

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wtf? ohio "seed" investor @jumpstartinc just invested tax $ in Enforcer eCoaching which already raised $1.6M, and could self fund? @jchabria

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wtf? ohio "seed" investor @jumpstartinc just invested tax $ in Enforcer eCoaching which already raised $1.6M, and could self fund? @mdkmoto

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If we spend 15 hrs helping a startup we claim 100% responsibility for jobs they create and funding they raise. We're that good. @mdkmoto

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Of course Fake Jumpstart Chairman doesn't think $450K salary is too high for CEO. He spent $60K on a patio fireplace. Idiot. @jumpstartinc

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Rumors that state auditor is gearing up for major investigation of Fake Jumpstart's self reported jobs numbers. #ohio

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Fake Jumpstart handling taxpayer funded investments is like having a fat kid run an aerobics studio. @rcopfer

[The Fake Jumpstart @fakejumpstart]

I create jobs all the time. For example I just ate a sandwich. Somebody had to make that sandwich. Another job created! @rcopfer