Scott Martin

From the heart of America, an American at heart. I like to make you laugh and make you think. Without pessimism, the optimism bar would be set way too high.

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@renabaddie_ Incorrectly.

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@edward_amy81171 42

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@renabaddie_ Golf. Soccer. Bowling.

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@ElonmuskWIZ 10 black. 2 pink.

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@FanElonMuskrut HOPE

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@ElonmuskWIZ 4

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#MyEvilTwinWould not look like me so that I could blame him for my mistakes. EVIL!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#HotterHistory @midnight
WW II I I will always love you 🎵😍

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#HotterHistory @midnight
Babe-raham Lincoln

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#CelebrityFish @midnight
Tony Shaloub, Monkfish

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#CelebrityFish @midnight
Mike Trout, Angelfish

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#BarbequeBooks @midnight
Zen and the Art of Meat and Rub Maintenance

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#BarbequeBooks
@midnight in the Garden of Rubs and Seasons

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#BarbequeBooks @midnight
Where the Clam Dads Sear

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#WeddingsIn3Words @midnight
Rented Clothes Allowed

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#BoringRealityShows @midnight
After 11:30 pm central time

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#BoringRealityShows @midnight
Jersey. No Shore.

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#BoringRealityShows @midnight
Dateline:Murderfree

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#DogQuotes @midnight
A country divided cannot stand on its hind legs for treats.