Kevin Lowe Fake

-1st Oilers Draft Pick -6x Cup Champ -Previous Captain, Coach, GM and now POHO (whatever that means)

[Kevin Lowe Fake @fakekevinlowe]

So.... Were going for only one blowout loss per series, right?

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@CopperandBlue actually, it's the Western Conference Semi-Finals. Not Quarter Finals.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

2017 #StanleyCup Playoff Goal Counter

Zack Kassian: 2
Chicago Blackhawks: 0

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Really happy to see the "real" tier 1 fans show up in San Jose to cheer the @EdmontonOilers on.

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Ya know, @ebs_14 never seems to be offside on his own goals.

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Gee, thanks @GenePrincipe for the info on Todd's day off.

Did you also record every shit he took, as well?

#whocares

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@HockeyHallFame @Lowetide Russ, I have that picture. Signed by both, large canvas. Nicely framed. Limited edition. PM me if you r interested

[Kevin Lowe Fake @fakekevinlowe]

@ObviousOstrich it could if it's 1 (frame) + 1 (window pane).

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Eberle is the worst #Oiler

He isn't the worst player. But he's the worst Oiler.

No heart. No determination. No will.

No thanks.

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When are you holding auditions for new commentators @EdmontonOilers? #gettingold #confused #wrongteam #wrongname #wrongstats

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The best thing about Klefbom scoring?

Hearing his goal song tomorrow morning on @TSN1260 @TSNRyanRishaug @OilersNation

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....isn't there a road trip we can go on?

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#Oilers Playmaking: pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Look to shoot.... Pass. Pass. Pass. Change lines.... Repeat.

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Remind me again how Pouliot is a good option?

#turnovermachine

Even worse when on a line with RNH

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Brodziak.

Perron is next.

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@OilersNation @TheBrick tomorrow, as in Thursday December 8th or do you mean two days from now, as in Friday December 9th?

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@OilersNation basic math. How many shots will LA take? Cause half will likely go in. How many shots will we get? Cause none will go in.

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So.... When do we talk about Nolan Patrick?

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It is confirmed. @NHLFlames fans everywhere can't stop laughing at the @EdmontonOilers