Jürgen Klinsmann

Teutonic-American Hero. The best striker ever. Current savior of FIFA nerd herd, ex-USMNT coach. Views are not my own. The unofficial fake twitter page.

[Jürgen Klinsmann @FakeKlinsi]

Thank you @elonmusk for unbanning me! What's up braus?

#WorldCup2022

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@ByRobDavies

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What a game and what a goal by @cpulisic_10 who literally went balls to the wall!! 🥜🥜
https://t.co/oVWAPvc5oB
#WorldCup #USAIRN #wienerschnitzel

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Old school coaching techniques like this are what made Klinsi so beloved by the #USMNT. #USAvIRN

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Woke up Berhalter this morning with an airhorn blast 6 inches from his head. He needs to be ready for anything today, braus. #USAvIRN

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By the way, I've said for years that the US never should have fired Jürgen Klinsmann.

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@johnmark @Meg_Swanick So it WAS you!! I knew it.

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@Nwankpa_A Dive??? That boot came at me like Dahmer on Netflix.

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Pretty sure Lando swiped this from my haus last time he was over for BBQ and Bauernbrot , braus. https://t.co/ezWzqTTPnY

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Hey Xhaka - Want to find one of these in your stocking this Xmas? You know what to do, brau.

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Targeting some big transfers with the Windhorst $$. Jozzy, Wondo, Messi -- keep your phones turned on.

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Other great managers/coaches who lost 1st game - Neville, Matthaus, Jason Garrett, Kovac, de Boer, Kitchens, Schellscheidt & the list goes on braus #Hertha

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All play and no work makes Klinsi a d..., who am I kidding, I am never dull braus! #Hertha #UnorthodoxLineups #SuperSubs #OKHowler

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Is there a German word for the entire world experiencing schadenfreude at Germany’s expense?

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Whatever you’re gonna do, Jogi, better do it fast, brau.

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Sami Khedira is like a slow, bearded child wandering aimlessly in the wilderness.

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Willkommen im Dschungel, Jogi!!!

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What the heck is going on with Caleb Porter? If he already had another job lined up it seems like he would announce it, e.g. “I’m leaving the Timbers to fulfill my lifelong dream of managing a Chuck E. Cheese.”

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I know a guy. https://t.co/iD4CquAPue

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Column: A credible US Soccer presidential candidate needs to emerge in the next 58 days. Who wants the job? https://t.co/jEPKHHvWHM

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Sunil, want to get serious? Offer Ollie Bierhoff $10 mil a year to be #USMNT technical director. WHY NOT? Gehen gross oder nach Hause gehen!