Matt Walker

Comedian, writer, actor, nerd, gamer. Co-host of #TheNightTimeShow. Shorty Award winner for #Comedian in 2012. Trek is better than Wars.
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There are a lot of people on here chastising some for not caring about Charlie Kirk the way they do, who just a week ago were cheering on the cold blodded murder of a dozen Venezuelans committed by the administration they adore.

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I love LA

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I shouldn't have to say this, but as an American I'm opposed to military action in Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Denmark, Taiwan, Iran, Syria, and every other nation that is being threatened by our president.

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@RepNancyMace She should have used another word that starts with c to describe you.

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@CPat11

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@DreamHostCare Can you send me a DM to do this? I'd rather not post an e-mail address in a publicly viewable thread, and since I'm not verified this site won't let me DM you unless you follow me back. I follow this account now, so you should be able to send me a message.

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@DreamHostCare I'm working on a project with a domain that shows as being registered through your company, but we can't log in and don't even get a reply when submitting requests through your website. Can we DM so I can give you details and get this resolved?

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@JoshWilliamsOH I guess we now know who the biggest baby in the state of Ohio is. No wonder your state is a punchline.

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@mgisel4 @LAMenudero @JonHeyman Dodgers used something like 17 this last season. And 40 pitchers overall during the year.

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You should vote for Steve Garvey if you are on the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame Veteran's Committee. No one else should.

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@ninaturner None. I went today!

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@RTC_CFO @M00se1992 @Pads1818 The collective bargaining agreement: Deferred compensation incurred in a Contract must be fully funded by the Club, in an amount equal to the present value of the total deferred compensation obligation, on or before the second July 1 following the season.

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@mattcrowder07 @Pads1818 They paid $48 Million- $2 million to him, $46 million into an account that will grow to $68 million when he gets paid that much 10 years from now. That's why he counts as $48 million for luxury tax purposes.

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@CoachDan27 @randi9320 It only took a month for this to age like milk

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@ahstaten @MLBONFOX They definitely can't win with him

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@kenfromnewport Yeah, why was Walker Buehler even in there getting his first save tonight?!?

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@gdluehosh @TheInclinePod Excellent plan- I'm sure they'll get right on it

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@ItsRaineyDoe I guess they can win with Dave Roberts after all

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@justin03sd @FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal @Dodgers This world series championship sure is disappointing

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@dixon_cider23 Guess you're still waiting