Fake Kpop Texts™

99% INFINITE and 1% other fandoms. A parody account to help bring about some lols. | All posts are my children, so copyright©. | PA: @WriteToLive14

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7 men
Brothers in arms
Partners in crime
8 years ago around this time.
Shed blood, sweat & tears
To carve the name they've made today.
Unrivaled vocals & flawless dance
Fans like family.
1 leaves, yet still stays forever.

#8YearsWithINFINITE
#인피니트와_네버엔딩_8주년_되는_날

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#INFINITE
[Chat]
Sungyeol: Bye Myungsoo.
Sungjong: Hyung, fighting!
Dongwoo: Love you.
Woohyun: Stay healthy.
Myungsoo: Thanks guys. Love you'll.
Woohyun: Sunggyu?
Myungsoo: He showed up to see me off. Tells me to send an Impostor instead.

Bye Myungsoo. Love you. Stay healthy.❤️

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Byul: Your dad met mine the other day. So did your dad's caretaker.
Mangmangi: My dad doesn't have a caretaker.
Aga: That hooman who your dad follows like how I follow my dad!
Mang: Ah, Sunggyu. Woohyunie was upset that he still hasn't wished him.
#Happy31stWooHyunDay
#INFINITE

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#INFINITE

Myungsoo: Guys, you'll liked Memory?
Sungyeol: Heck yea.
Sunggyu: It sounds fantastic. Amazing work, Soo.
Sungjong: Way better than I'm Cold. By the way, your hair has caught up with your age now, hyung.

Stream it, Inspirits! Let's go!
https://t.co/3yQKsEwvHs

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#INFINITE
WH: So are we meeting up tonight, right?
SG: Yes. Can't wait to see you, Woohyunie.
*Later that night*
SG: Why are they here too? I thought we were meeting up. Alone.
WH stares at his cats and looks back at SG: But they missed you too, Sunggyu! *pouts*
SG:
WH:
SG: Fine.

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Woohyun: Does he know we've planned a surprise?
Myungsoo: .... Umm, no?
Sunggyu: Myungsoo?
Myungsoo: No...
*Elsewhere Sungyeol heading to his "surprise party": Myungsoo told me everyone will be there. Need to pretend I don't know it's happening.

#Happy30thSungYeolDay #INFINITE

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I've personally had a pretty horrible year so far, so the updates have been few and far between. I will try to update as and when I can. Please do take care and stay safe in these times. Sending everyone hugs.

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#10YearsWithINFINITE
[#INFINITE chat]
Woohyun: Happy 10 years, guys. I love you all.
Sungjong: Wow, I survived for so long with you'll. I'm so proud of myself.
Dongwoo: Group hug!
Hoya: 💜
Myungsoo: Love you'll.
Sunggyu: You'll mean a lot to me. Thank you.
Sungyeol: *drumroll*

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[🎂] 인피니트와 인스피릿이 함께한지 벌써 10년이 되었습니다🎉 언제나 인피니트와 함께 해주셔서 감사합니다🙇 앞으로도 영원히 인피니트와 인스피릿은 함께하기🤙

#10YearswithINFINITE
#해피엔딩이_아닌_네버엔딩_인피니트10주년

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It's going to be a decade since these weirdos debuted and yet, they continue to shine as brightly. Let's never leave their side. Thank you Sunggyu, Dongwoo, Woohyun, Hoya, Sungyeol, Myungsoo and Sungjong, for everything. Always never-ending.

#10YearsWithINFINITE

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#INFINITE

Dongwoo: Our 10 year anniversary is coming soon. Should we meet up for that?
Sungjong: Perhaps. Yes. If I had the time for Sunggyu on his birthday, I'll have the time for us all.
Woohyun: Ah, yes. That was a great day.
Sungjong: We've lost him for now. So, what plans?

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#INFINITE

Hoya: So let me get this straight, you are a cat?
Myungsoo: Not in real life.
Hoya: Then why do you behave like one? All mute and agile, yet vicious when you need to be?
Myungsoo: Don't make me come there to tear you apart.
Hoya: I am so scared. I am shaking.

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#INFINITE

Sungyeol: Aga, where are you? Daddy is home!
Aga, comes running: I missed you, dad. Byul keeps telling me how his dad is so annoying. Makes me miss you more.
Sungyeol: Awww, look at you barking so much. You remind me of Woohyun, tiny and loud, but way better.

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[Chat]
Woohyun: What plans for today?
Sungjong: Hope you like your cake, oldie.
Myungsoo: 🖤
Sunggyu: Chilling with Sungyeol right now.
Woohyun: What? I'm the thread to your needle!
*seen*
#영원한_무한대장_김성규_생일_축하해
#Happy32ndSungKyuDay
#인피니트 #김성규 #성규

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Happiest birthday to the person who has helped me through bad times and been there through the good too. Thank you for being such an inspiration to me. Your music and personality are second to none.
#영원한_무한대장_김성규_생일_축하해
#Happy32ndSungKyuDay
#인피니트 #김성규 #성규

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Hoya at home
Phone rings
Hoya: He-
Dongwoo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOAEGI!
Hoya: Than-
Dongwoo: When this shit ends, I'm going to meet you and hug the life out of you. Love you.
Hoya: You too.

#HappyHoyaDay
#Happy_30th_HOYA_Day
#나의_영원한_봄_호원아_생일축하해

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Sunggyu: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
*Fans screaming and frantically looking for Woohyun at the venue*
Sunggyu, laughing and pointing at Inspirits: You fell for it, didn't you!

#Happy30thWooHyunDay
#ShineEncore
#INFINITE

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Sungyeol: I'll miss being by your side. Love you and all that.
Myungsoo: Cannot wait to hug you and not leave.
Woohyun: Have fun promoting.
Sunggyu: MMO want me to stay. Take over for me, Soo?
Myungsoo: Haul your ass back, Kim!
#우리성규_이번진급은_아이돌
#WelcomeBackLeaderGyu

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Guess who's back, back again. Sunggyu's back, tell a friend.

It's been a whole 604 days that we managed to survive, but you did shine like a diamond during those days as well. Cannot wait to bug you like we always do.
#우리성규_이번진급은_아이돌
#WelcomeBackLeaderGyu

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#INFINITE
Chat
Sungjong: Mandu is having fanmeets with fanboys now.
Dongwoo: Yea, so cool.
Woohyun: They love me.
Sunggyu: Anyway, congrats my Soo!
Sungyeol: Go Myungsoo!
Woohyun: Gyu is mean.
Myungsoo: Come back soon, guys. <3
Sungyeol: PS, happy new year.
Woohyun: Ya, whatever.

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#INFINITE

Woohyun: From 1 to 10, how much do you miss me?
Sunggyu: 6.
Woohyun: That's it? Here I miss you so much I think May 2018 was the worst thing to happen to mankind and here you are missing me 6!
Sunggyu: That was a typo, I meant 9.
Woohyun: We are talking over the phone!