Fake Kyle Finefrock

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

It's time for a HUGE rumor. Find me in the parking lot and ask me about it.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

My hair started turning gray before my fifth birthday.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Getting ready for @Thistlesailing doing something Dellenbaugh taught me involving looking at myself in the mirror playing helicopter.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Nothing worse than sitting with your dick in your hand listening to a chick try and piss in the next room. It's not pee that will come out.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

I vote for Caroline because I really like illegally young girls. #voicesave

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

@Thistlesailing the version for Proctors could say Keep Calm and Grey On. Get it? Only old people and @Stupidfast sail Proctors.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Some raging bitch just told me that me and Chris LaBorde have the perfect aging hair. Fuck all you guys.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Part of my swag campaign for the Thistle Class is everyone wears yellow pearl thongs that match my new boat

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

I'm so good at being VP of growth and promotion that I'm conspiring with the TCA President to take a boat off the line for nationals!

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Big shoutout to my wife for letting me go to the #tcadixie this weekend. @Thistlesailing

[Fake TCA President @FakeTCAPrez]

I heard I'm too good to wear costumes for the @thistlesailing #TCADixie. So, we're going to play a game called #FindArrow to prove him wrong

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

I fully approve of Flip Cup at all @thistlesailing events being played like this. Can we get a ruling @Arrow3993? http://t.co/oa9dijksOo

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

@horseshack4028 read your tweet again. You sound like the drunk one. Or so you can understand: Read ur tweet. Again cuz yur THe drank1 .

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

English. Please learn it. " 4 all her patience and help! Not 2many wives I know. willing to stand in a dumpster."

[Craig Koschalk @horseshack4028]

@horseshack4028 and special thanks to @outdoorlauren 4 all her patience and help! Not 2many wives I know. willing to stand in a dumpster.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

I never knew Ray's was a gay bar. No wonder the only entry is through the back door.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Growing up my parents always told me kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a 'throw away'. I was the first born....must be true.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

I don't get why the gay community wants the right to get married. If they get married they'll just become miserable like the rest of us.

[Fake Kyle Finefrock @FakeKyleF]

Easy answer.