Fake Steve Lawson

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[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

If you want to know my political opinions, read your Bible.

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

Instead of a virus, I believe we’re experiencing a famine—a famine in the land for the hearing of the word of God.

And while everyone is busy wearing facemasks, at most churches today, they should be passing out earplugs.

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If only people would keep social distance from heretics.

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@bald_calvinist @anahnemoo I’ve been doxxed!

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Don’t fear the virus that can kill the body; fear the sin that kills both the body and the soul.

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Well, shucks.

Nobody wished *ME* a happy birthday today...

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@austintduncan @DrStevenJLawson Give em Bibles and you might have all the trappings of a Lloyd-Jones or two.

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We left?

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You should be more concerned with the Hamartiavirus.

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

If you run out of Charmin, use NT Wright’s books.

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

It seems that all the Twitter celebs are stock-piling virtue today.

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Who’s expositing who here?!
https://t.co/WS6Ec2WFzk

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

With everyone in America quarantined, no Christian has any excuse not to read the Bible.

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

Everyone is telling you to wear hand sanitizer.

But I’m more concerned that you put on the heart sanctifier.

(Three guesses as to who He is.)

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I’m tempted to put on skinny jeans and go to Starbucks just to mess with Paul Washer.

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Paul Washer is stealing all my one-liners.

Thankfully they’re trademarked.™️

#ShepCon2020

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@Pastor_Gabe Wwutt?!

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Last year’s ShepCon Q&A takeaway phrase was: “Go Home!”

This year’s phrase will be: “Get off my lawn!”

You heard it here first.

[Fake Steve Lawson @FakeLawson]

Last year John MacArthur told Beth Moore to “Go Home.”

This year I told Nate Pickowicz to stay home. Glad he listened.

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@paulwasher So, the first shall be last, and the last... well, you know.