Fake Lenexa

I live in Lenexa, I truly LOVE Lenexa. But I'm a wise-ass. This is satire, spoof and humor. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@LenexaPolice Anxiously awaiting winter and the kilos of snow forecast.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Nicely done @LenexaPolice . Looking forward to winter and the kilos of snow forecast. https://t.co/QwBwjhfyin

[Lenexa Police @LenexaPolice]

Had meth rock size hail falling for a few minutes in Lenexa.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

#noahsyndergaard. You are still not allowed within #6feet6inches of #Lenexa .#ForeverRoyal #lenexaproblems

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@LeviABx @ksucats96 @BenBlankley You want me to make some fake bus stops?

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

You all have my permission to go home early. #snowday #iceday #driveslow #lenexaproblems . Stay safe #lenexa

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Leave out a six pack they'll do your driveway too! (We wish) THANKS @cityoflenexa for plowing! #lenexaproblems

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@cityoflenexa @LenexaPolice Saw it shining blue tonight! Thanks for taking care of this.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@cityoflenexa if no one notices they are out, then are they really being used? Seriously.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@cityoflenexa 87th east bound at Lackman (pic was from Lackman Northbound)

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@cityoflenexa @LenexaPolice Blue light out for weeks. No one notices. Why do we need these? #lenexaproblems 87/lack

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Bradshaw, thanks for the $10 seatbelt reminder. #lenexaproblems #lenexElf https://t.co/QG5pAeW8jT

[City of Lenexa @cityoflenexa]

Bradshaw the #LenexElf tagged along with @LenexaPolice's motorcycle division to learn the ins and outs of Lenexa.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Today Bradshaw is looking at plans to add more trafficcircles for more #lenexaproblems, oh that naughty #lenexElf

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@MikeNolanKS @Plexpod @MadeInKC_Intern @KCFoodTruckMafi - I just make bad jokes about #lenexaproblems but I do have an 'in' with some food

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Finally, we know who to blame for #lenexaproblems https://t.co/y5mDfBtZIx

[City of Lenexa @cityoflenexa]

Bradshaw started his job search by trying out the Mayor's post - gavel and all! #LenexElf #ElfOnTheShelf

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

Due to inclement weather, we recommend #Lenexa residents to stay inside and eat #Turkey #happythanksgiving #lenexaproblems

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@DHDistillery heard you're changing your name, if you need to get rid of old stock Rider vodka let me know. #lenexaproblems

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

There will be no #TurkeyPardon2015 in #lenexa. Let's eat! #happythanksgiving ! #lenexaproblems

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@MikeNolanKS Was out of the country for a bit.. Just got back. We'll set up a time.

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

@MikeNolanKS Does @Plexpod have my #lenexa drink of choice? Rider Vodka from @DHDistillery !

[Fake Lenexa @FakeLenexa]

We hereby declare #FourSeasonsPizza to be the best in #lenexa . #pizza #pizzaporn