Fake Leo Laporte

I make money by rambling. Life is good. Not the real Leo Laporte.

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I'm fake. Follow the real Leo Laporte: @leolaporte

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You followin' me, camera guy?

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If putting Woz in "Dancing with the Stars" was a cheap attempt to reach the geek audience, then it probably worked.

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Like I've always said: If you want to increase your popularity, release a swarm of mosquitos.

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Dear Mr. Jobs: Get well soon.

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The annual MacBreak video Macworld avalanche has begun. Woot!

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I don't want to be at Macworld. I'd rather be at AEE... erm... I mean CES.

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Phil needs to work on his Reality Distortion Field generator. Not many are convinced that 2x the battery life is worth being integrated.

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My guess for the next big thing in cell phones? A throwback to the Motorola Brick.

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In Macworld, the standard currency is the Alex.

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I'd endorse Topple too, if level 9 wasn't the hardest thing since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES.

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I don't know about you, but I have my iPod nano on when riding mechanical bulls all the time.

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I'm thinking I should boycott Kevin Rose content from now on. He spoiled the whole keynote.

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Sales of Jack Johnson songs on iTunes just went through the roof.

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Only with TWit will you get a 30-min-long, beat-by-beat literary analysis of that new Seinfeld Microsoft ad.

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The new scourge of web pages: those darn banner ads that expand downward and cover up the stuff I *really* want to read. Thanks Madison Ave.

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Finally, Microsoft clues us in to engineering job pre-requisites: Saturn Ring Brain, and Shoe Circus Club Membership. Mm-hmm.

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Google Chrome: Geeky, Shiny, Smooth, & Blinding

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Sometimes it seems that Scott Bourne does more to help Aperture's marketing than Apple's own marketing team.