Not Lisa June

captured by the Swimmies of Doom. we have a little list.

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Just a warning to everyone! Oh, yeah, CHEERS!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

The Swimmie's told me to check here because some of my followers are having their accounts jacked by spammers...

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

http://t.co/2VOuUqy (Hey, guys! it was the little fishies! I saw them do it!)

[The Swimmies @SwimmiesofDoom]

okay human persons-- if you have a stand alone website for handmade or vintage, send us the link so we can post it on our tumblr!!!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=forums&op=view_topic&tid=40771 remember... aw, whatever. I'll wrap this up now! Ciao!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

(psst! you guys! Priscilla really did escape!) #fuckityfuckfuckFUCK!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

@ClockworkJungle (if they let you borrow priscilla would you make sure to NOT return her?) #scariestfishintheworld #maybetheuniverse

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

hey, which of you fish retweeted blue ditty's horoscopes? #thosethingsscareme #alsoIdonttakeadvice #orgrammarlessons

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Oh AWESOME! regretsy's on the bandwagon too! you can alway's count on april, she's great! #BFF #secretweapons #UOisgolden!!!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Anyway, thanks for the good work! Keep it up! UO's good name will be clear in no time! #eyeontheprize!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

If we can make everyone think lack of originality is analogous to Not Handmade, then we've got something! (omj! analogous? wtf!!!)

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

(whoa! Did I just spell "perceived" correctly? Did I just type "correctly" instead of "right"? These fish are rubbing off on me!)

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

The main thing is, Urban Outfitter's must be protected. Good thing everyone gets distracted by each other and perceived unoriginality.

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

So far that makes... 57 letters, but we have a copy machine. #eventhoughundeadrevolvingdorkkilledfakesarahwearsskirts #ohwell

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Once UO is safely operating on E, we'll send cease and desist letters to anyone who is copying UO's totally original IHeartDestination line.

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

we are really looking forward to Urban Outfitters opening there own outlet on Etsy, where mass production is welcomed if you lie about it.

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

omj, I finally remembered my password! It took me all weak!

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Their pretty mad at undead revolving dork too, for calling them Hipsters. I don't know whats wrong with being a Hipster, but...

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Srsly, they are talking about branching off and having one "school" or "pod" or "shoal" for etsy, and one for tumblr, thats how mad they are

[Not Lisa June @fakelisajune]

Oh the weird little fish are so mad at tumblr right now they didn't notice me sneak over hear to tweet! Be careful, tumblr! #madfish