the mascher

sloth-n-shit

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

So uh I was late to the first day of school

[MLB @MLB]

With 4th pick in 2016 #MLBDraft, @Rockies select @RileyPint, RHP from St. Thomas Aquinas HS (KS).

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

@seflax @brycesteffens8 are u guys dating

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

Happy birthday to me

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

Selling my parking pass to any sophomore willing to pay me double

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

U got kik?

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This is the best volleyball match I've ever seen https://t.co/9NyDpXnmIQ

[Humor @HumorTV__]

WTF did I just watch? https://t.co/7u7nQQELXp

[Michelle Hagel @MichBich25]

If you are feeling down today just remember that you didn't have to park at the fire station

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

@ChrisCow13 you can never be prepared for that

[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

White on white crime needs to stop before it gets too late #WhiteBballPains

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

When in Rome

[Katie @katierhodes_]

Well SJA, BuzzFeed said it all.

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

Everyone look for me on the red carpet

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

Hope it's not to late to buy Wpa tickets🤔

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

@maryascher10 @abishop_03 sick comeback

[the mascher @fakemascher10]

@maryascher10 baller status: achieved