FakeMATABus

I hog the lanes on Poplar and dare you to pass me. I enjoy crashing into hipsters in Midtown and occasionally route via the Greenline just for fun.

[FakeMATABus @FakeMATABus]

@3onyourside I’ll give him a free ride to the country line. Then kick him out the door.

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@MCHackett Can’t keep me in the bus barn.

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@MCHackett I’m gonna roll coal on the next one I see.

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Meanwhile in Frayser.

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@TMZ He fucked around and found out. Antisemitic piece of shit with ugly ass shoes and a ho ex-wife. May he drift off into the obscurity we all deserve. #byeYe #FAFO

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@3onyourside Not rude. Just zero tolerance for stupidity.

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@brittneymemphis @memphismary13 Wasn’t my fault. #Promise

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@3onyourside 🙄🙄

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You just had Shanice, the shift manager, and no need for the Emperor @EParkwayMcDs

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I can give the Warriors a ride to the airport. 10,000 watts of Whoop That Trick as a #GTFO soundtrack for the ride. #Grizzlies

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@MemphoNewsLady @RonChilders @WMCActionNews5 You think that’s bad, try the North Parkway underpass at Crosstown. I needed pontoons.

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We live in a majority AA community. Why do they insist on showing white people during the dance cam at @Memphis_MBB games? Has to be just for the LOLZ?

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I’ll be more than happy to make the sacrifice and drive off the bridge as long as these idiot referees are on board.

@Memphis_MBB
#GTG

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No, that’s our new zero fare option.

[Scootette @scootette]

Free dumpster in the middle of Airways. #Memphis

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@3onyourside Why is this tweeted by a local news station when it happened ⅔ of the way across the country? Do better than this, channel 3.

[Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz]

12 gets a nice boost 📈

RT for a chance to win a @NBA2K code.

@JaMorant // #NBAAllStar

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Current status? Circling the @FedExForum looking for these refs coming out of the building.

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Current status? Circling the @FedExForum looking for these refs coming out of the building.

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I could accidentally run them over as they leave the @FedExForum. I’m on the 50 route tonight so there’s deniability.

[agjustice @agjustice]

Tell me you’re a Tulsa alum without telling me you’re a Tulsa alum, @American_Conf referees!!! Pretty sure tonight’s crew is named Kirby, Hoover, and Electrolux. This is despicable officiating!!!! @Memphis_MBB @NCAA

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Winter Weather advisories across the county. Even more reason for those of you who are scared of Poplar Ave on a bright sunny day to stay OFF the road today. I will be straddling lanes. #truth