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Give my knees to the needy.

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@MarkGLee69 Happy Birthday! See you at @CYBeerFest!

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@gurleygurl These hands are rated E for everyone. You just say the word. 🖤 😉

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

-the temps are dropping
-the archery is archerying
-the football is footballing
-the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing
-the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING
-the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing

October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎‍♀️🍁

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@AskTSA can I bring frozen tamales?

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“She’s the soundtrack to your dad jokes.” Ian talking about Jami to Alan

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I bet bars across the south are like, oh fuck, we don’t have enough sweet and sour or margarita mix for this. #parrotheads

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Memphis, are nail salons open Labor Day? 😬

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Woke up super early and am listening to a @SYSKPodcast on how magnets work. 🧠

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@OKWildlifeDept Do you know where the general keeps his armies?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.

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New @drivebytruckers tattoo!

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No parking, eh?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@jenniferkrneta all time is free time if you can ignore the impeding consequences of your actions hard enough

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Playing music bingo with @KatrinaLColeman. Found a square that made me think of the incredible @gurleygurl. #halloween

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@LindseyDoesThis Maybe me?

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@MarionTiger Very cool. Got home from work last night and there was a family of Cooper’s Hawks that startled a woman walking her doggo. We talked about them while they played on the fence. Love it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(John Denver voice)

Country toaaadds,
take me homeee,
to the place,
toad belongg,
OKLA-homaa,
toady momma,
take me homeee,
country toaaadds

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@JasonIsbell Happy Southeastern-versary!

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@MarkGLee69 proof. 🧁

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@MarkGLee69 You’ll be happy to know I got dinner AND cupcakes ready just in time. 🥳🎉