Slutty Elon Musk

Kid Detective (he/him) BLM - pro abortion

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

“Your birthday’s on October 11th?” HAPPY PARENT TRAP DAY

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@monaphobia Mamma Mia- Amanda Seyfried

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Lucia and Mia at the end of White Lotus, s02ep7 (2022 HBOmax)

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the injustice of Britney Griner being wrongfully held in a Russian prison. The basketball star has been released.

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

i have the hiccups and my uber driver is trying to talk to me. life is suffering.

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

okay thank you team. this was, like the cough i have right now, productive 😌

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

q for the feed: just blew my nose into a fallen leaf. thoughts?

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cyberbullying angie h from RHOSLC with @ReignaPain and @laurenmcktweet

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@laurenmcktweet not even. a “friend of”

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Taylor be writing tf out these songs.

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@ameliurr im also beefing w ur baby

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

hey guys i have beef with one of my friends babies and i really need you all to back me up if it comes to picking sides.

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

u guys should try doing improv

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

What do you guys wanna see for season 3 of The Kardashians? Do you guys like family stuff? Work stuff? Kids stuff? BTS of shoots? Family pranks?

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@ameliurr don’t tell people where i am

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@ameliurr @ me next time wtf

[Ms. Ezra Furman @ezrafurman]

I want there to be a book of our names
None of us missing
None quite the same
None of ashes
All of us flames
And I want us to read it aloud

I do not know how to mourn
My tears feel useless
Goodbye young queers
You deserved so much better

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@notilirida …um

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accidentally kicked a pigeon today😔

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my homosexual comedy writing boyfriend wrote this piece for slackjaw. it is funny (and homosexual).

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

I’m the White Main Character of Any Gay YA Novel. Here Is My Entire Story. by Beau Feeny

https://t.co/4xlCekTCGU

[Slutty Elon Musk @fakemattekeller]

@notilirida @bridgitmendler @laurenmcktweet fuCK