Matt

moving to @[email protected]

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

Going to start a journal that rates jettys, piers and groynes. Will call it “Pier Reviewed”.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@DanTheOther You could write a backpacker cookbook with those sort of recipes. Food where you bring the noodles, and the rest of the ingredients can be found in the communal fridge of the hostel

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@gigsyoumissed Going to use Faxbook to beat the masses to the best tickets

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@gigsyoumissed @thecrouchpotato Was a gig I didn’t miss - saw The Mabels and The Luckies play together a fair few times

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

Hey @AusElectoralCom - I’m interstate on Saturday - can I vote at any polling place or only specific ones? Your site says only certain specific polling places, and the nearest one looks like it is a couple of hours drive away.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@DanTheOther The things that you ponder at 3am

[MattGolding Cartoons @GoldingCartoons]

Moral Departures. Today's @theage @smh cartoon.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@DanTheOther It’s definitely your time to shine

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime.

From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@LucasS On ciabatta or rye?

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@DanTheOther @asiapac001 Look at you all domesticated and adulting

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@LucasS At least you weren’t searching for them while wearing them. Which might have happened to someone I know. Maybe.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@frankturner Whatever happened to the Australia/New Zealand that was originally scheduled for late Nov?

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@LucasS It was weird - computer generated dogs, horses and trots, all with different odds and the like. No idea if they were related to actual real dogs/horses so you could look up previous form. It just felt really desperate

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

Sitting in a pub, and there is simulated racing on one of the tvs - not even real horses or dogs. How desperate and sad that is, to be betting on simulated racing. This country truly is addicted to gambling

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@DanTheOther You’d think at your age you would know better.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@LucasS A wee bit damp?

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@LucasS I’m sure there is a law for this.

[Matt @Fakemattwhite]

@DanTheOther One of these days you’ll cock up the translation and end up drinking some sort of toilet cleaner