John Faken

[John Faken @faken_john]

@i_f_j_ This isn embarrassing FR 😭

[John Faken @faken_john]

At least my “hetslop” is mutual romance and not a pathetic one-sided crush 🤭

[dove erlkönig @dovebyler]

some of them genuinely can’t see how much of a hetslop that ship is because their entire idea of romance begins and ends with wattpad-tier, colleen hoover-adjacent writing. when that’s all you’ve ever consumed, even the most mediocre romance would look like a masterpiece.

[John Faken @faken_john]

@noahsailings @nktalen @byle7xx My bad, I’ll concede to that

[John Faken @faken_john]

@byerzwr @milevenhaven Mike and “Jane” have mutual feelings, Will has a one-sided crush

[John Faken @faken_john]

@noahsailings @nktalen @byle7xx Mike wasn’t gaslighting in the first two at all, nor was he bent emotional absent

You’re a Noah Stan, you don’t have the right to talk about being dense when all of you are mentally ill

[John Faken @faken_john]

Y’all want El and Will to swap places so badly. The fact that in the actual show Mike and El were the hopeless romantics, while Will was the jealous guy with a one-sided crush

Always after Mileven’s nachos, what a joke

[𝐯𝐚𝐧☆彡𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘵𝘥𝘤 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 @scoopsbyler]

#byler AU where Mileven never happens in S2 because Mike and Will are both hopelessly in love with each other, while El develops a HUGE crush on Mike instead.

[John Faken @faken_john]

What a braindead take, only a Will Stan would say El has little character development. She goes from a timid isolated girl, to a confident hero, who learns more about herself, forms genuine bonds with others and stands up to her oppressors.

[John Faken @faken_john]

Kataang is a PEAK friends to lovers ship and I’m tired of people with no media-literacy pretending it isn’t

[َ @aangbian]

why kataang isn’t a “hero gets the girl” trope: a thread (🧵)

[John Faken @faken_john]

@_hellshee_ @CameronStream20 El had more development in one season than Will had in the whole show, she did more in one season than Will did in the whole show, without El the show wouldn’t have happened.

[John Faken @faken_john]

@_hellshee_ @CameronStream20 He was literally conceived as a plot device victim who needs to be saved, it’s clear no one could figure out what to do with him besides make him an Eleven ripoff

[John Faken @faken_john]

@_hellshee_ @CameronStream20 You’re attached to a character who does absolutely nothing, while his friends and family have to save his useless ass 😂

[John Faken @faken_john]

@_hellshee_ Anyway Jane “El” Ives/Hopper solos Bowlcut Boy any day

[John Faken @faken_john]

@_hellshee_ A cringe edit doesn’t change the fact that Will was only conceived as a mere victim plot device to move the story forward. He’s done nothing of substance besides get kidnapped, possessed, cry about DND and cry about his crush on Mike

Only losers actually think Will is good

[John Faken @faken_john]

@fornickation @mileveen Will is literally just the guy who needs to be rescued

[John Faken @faken_john]

@mlefeaeaeamen They’re too dumb to understand

[John Faken @faken_john]

@noahsailings @nktalen @byle7xx

[John Faken @faken_john]

@byle7xx @nktalen Then why do you want him to pity date you’re fave

[John Faken @faken_john]

@bylerbuzzy Never gonna happen 🤣

[John Faken @faken_john]

@bylerbuzzy @mlefeaeaeamen Your account is based around some needy loser who spends most of the show simping for a guy who doesn’t reciprocate his pathetic crush