Philadelphia Phillies (MLR)

Not @Phillies. We play fake baseball on reddit. 2x Paper Cup Champions! #BeBold #RingTheBell

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We'll be back.

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your season 6 pitching staff

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#DingerhitterOut

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Phil Coulson with the walk off single and the Phillies win 8-7!

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Session Two versus the Milwaukee Brewers lineup! Rookie Cagney O’Verpaid makes his first start in MLR

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The Phillies win! A CGSO from Oliver Yu lifts Philadelphia over the Expos 3-0 in session one of the season!

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Tomorrow is Opening Day and that means the first line-up of the season!

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Line-up for game 2 of the double header vs Cleveland and Montreal:

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Double header action in Spring Training! Game 1 line-up below:

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The Philadelphia Phillies are pleased to announce the signing of LHP Yahtzee Pinocchio in free agency

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Welcome the newest member of the Philadelphia Phillies, #28 LHP Cagney O'Verpaid!

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Congratulations, @RedditballLAA !

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The Phillies have confirmed the release of 7 players in the wake of the Paper Cup.

Charlie Yeager, Willie Dustice, Scottish Tweegy, Seven Costanza, Dwendle van Hammersmith, Autumn Halladay, and Conrad Love have been shifted to free agency. Good luck on all your endeavors!

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THE GAME IS TIED

THE GAME IS TIED

THE GAME IS TIED

Connor Sexton plates another run, and it's 5-5 now!

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The Phillies get one back on a van Hammersmith double! Miami still leads 3-1.

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This one's for all the marbles.

SESSION 16:

1.) Takegi, J. - 1B
2.) Riot, F. - LF
3.) McCluster, C. - 2B
4.) Dingerhitter, J. - SS
5.) Jones, J. - RF
6.) Pidgeon, J. - CF
7.) Bats, KC - C
8.) van Hammersmith, D. - DH
9.) Tweegy, S. - 3B

Yeager, C. - P

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SESSION 15 LINEUP:

1. Halladay, A. - SS
2. Newman-Costanza, S. - LF
3. Love, C. - CF
4. Dustice, W. - C
5. Bats, KC - DH
6. McCluster, C. - 3B
7. Jones, J. - RF
8. van Hammersmith, D. - 2B
9. Sexton, C. - 1B

P. Embiid, J.

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SESSION 14 LINEUP:

1. Takegi, J. - 1B
2. Riot, F. - LF
3. Pidgeon, J. - CF
4. Snow, M. - 3B
5. Newman-Costanza - DH
6. McCluster, C. - 2B
7. Dustice, W. - C
8. Dingerhitter, J. - SS
9. Bae Jr., C. - RF

Yu - P

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SESSION 13 LINEUP:
1. Tweegy, S. - 1B
2. Riot, F. - LF
3. Pidgeon, J. - DH
4. Sexton, C. - 3B
5. McCluster, C. - 2B
6. Dingerhitter, J. - CF
7. Bats, KC - C
8. Jones, J. - RF
9. Halladay, A. - SS
P. Embiid, J. - P