Fake Randy Beard

Hastening the decline of print media. Don't care because I'm snarky.

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

@emtziggy45 I was born ready. I'm Randy f*****g Beard.

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

High school football?!? What am I going to do when its over. Oh yeah, write MORE about the Aces!

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

@5PlusAGame We all know my political leanings are towards "turd sandwich"

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

@5PlusAGame We can barely employ copy editors! Have you actually read our articles? #whatsastyleguide #errorsfordays

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

@5PlusAGame Hiring someone who has experience in the field they are assigned?!? We don't allow that here at the Courier!

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

Can't believe they're making me get a Tweeter! How can I express my love for the Aces in ONLY 140 characters?!?!

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

Had a dream about the Aces, now daydreaming about the Aces. What are these other sports I have to write about. Must..write..about..the..Aces

[Fake Randy Beard @fakerandybeard]

Made my Twitter theme "yellow" to represent my favorite form of journalism.