David Bell

Parody account of David Bell, former Reds manager. Not a big fan of chairs

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

SUCK IT, HATERS

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@dustyray32 @Texas_Hoosiers @dandakich He's not gonna fuck u bro

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@hallofgoodpod Crazy since Joey Votto existed in 2009

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@DodgersNation They're playing the Raptors?!

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

Welp, after I had 6 years, I had 1 playoff appearance as the @Reds manager. Tito has matched that in 1 year. Hats off to the new skipper.

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

Tommy Pham just isn't good enough to get away with being such an annoying little shit

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

The fan who threw the dildo was found and punished by being forced to watch the rest of the game.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM GOT HIT BY A DILDO 😭

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@WLWT Probably stopped at the Furniture Fair down the road afterwards for a little action

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@Ben_Baby Heaven forbid a man want to have sex with a woman

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@witebred @MLB "I'm racist because a guy 70 years ago broke the color barrier in MLB"

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@CincyJungle You have to get to the playoffs first for your past playoff record to matter.

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

He does not deserve my level of satire. All the best to the new Reds manager, and it looks like I might be hangin' em up after some great years.

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

I do not want to be a Terry Francona account

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

I feel like that should be expected when you put a guy into the game whose name is "Butto"

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@LanceMcAlister Meet me in our regular spot in 30, Lance. I'll make it all better

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@LanceMcAlister Can't post, too busy looking for work

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

Anybody know how much Frisch's pays their wait staff? Asking for a friend

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@dougdirt24 Not very nice if you ask me

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@ctrent Dammit

[David Bell @fakeredsmanager]

@m_sheldon Well, shit