Robert Pattinson

I like cheeseburgers. And beer. And nibbling on girls.

[Robert Pattinson @fakerpattz]

NFT of Slash for sale! https://t.co/zF5Ta7SCtG via @opensea

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

I just saw someone refer to Marjorie Taylor Greene as "Klan of Green Gables" and there has never been a more perfect insult.

[Shelby Kent-Stewart ™ @ShelbyKStewart]

Can anyone explain how I had to have a Top Secret security clearance to write technical papers for an aerospace company, but a person with a rap sheet and a known agitator can get elected to Congress?

Anyone?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Retweet if you demand that Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz be immediately expelled from the US Senate.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

. @realLizUSA was, until recently, national spokesperson at the RNC.

Liz, I sincerely hope you get the help you need because anyone who tweets this nonsense a week after a violent attack on the Capitol based on lies like this is deeply unwell.

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

NOTE: Some exSpecial Forces twitter #Boogaloo bros who call themselves #GoldCorp PMC took part in the reconnaissance tour of Capitol Hill on Jan 5th. They’re scrambling now saying it was for a MoH award ... but they took & distributed these pictures ...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

One thing that always astounds me is the GOP’s talent for neglecting key issues until it affects them personally.

They couldn’t care less when Trump used his mob to put their colleagues’ lives in danger, yet are only noticing how bad it is when the threat’s been turned on them.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

So they’re going to just completely ransack the WH on their way out, then.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Mitch McConnell says there’s no time to hold an impeachment trial 7 days before inauguration but confirmed Amy Coney Barrett 8 days before election when 65 million had already voted

[Robert Pattinson @fakerpattz]

SDDOT - Name A Snowplow Contest - I’m entering names of police murder victims. I think a MAGA state might need help remembering their names. #georgefloyd #breonnataylor #trumpsucks #losertrump #trumpcoup #racistgovernor #magastate https://t.co/I3hqATimmO

[Robert Pattinson @fakerpattz]

SDDOT - Name A Snowplow Contest. #haveatit #SDgovernorcalledGAdemscommunists #trumplovinggovernor #magastate #contest https://t.co/4RcLug9C50

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

There should be no tolerance for lectures about democracy from Republicans who spent two months trying to overturn a free & fair election and incited a violent coup

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Republicans who stole Supreme Court seat & confirmed another justice 8 days before election when 65 million had already voted, then tried for 2 months to overturn a free & election that culminated in violent coup, don't get to lecture Dems about unity, healing or democratic norms

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

The more we learn, the less this looks like a coup bound to fail, and the more it looks like plain luck that all of our legislators and our vice-president were not murdered.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

HOW THE FUCK ARE ANY OF US SUPPOSED TO WORK?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Look at the date.

Look at the time.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

To be clear:

It’s not divisive to hold coup plotters accountable.

It’s divisive to plot & attempt a coup.

It’s not that complicated.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Who would thought the guy with 6 bankruptcies, almost 3 divorces, 4000 lawsuits and 26 sexual assault accusations would get impeached twice as POTUS?

[lisa hendricks @MsLisaHendricks]

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert's Twitter account locked until Inauguration Day

Don’t👏tweet👏locations👏of👏lawmakers👏during👏an👏attempted👏coup.

[Betty Buckley @BettyBuckley]

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has an arrest history & refuses top go through a metal detector. She was allowed into Congress w/o a search. She carries a gun!
She tweeted Nancy Pelosi’s location during the siege.
She refused to wear a mask in lockdown.
Arrest & Expel her!