Patrick Murphy

If you know me you know where i am!!!!!

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

“@UberFacts: By peeing in the shower, you can save 1,157 gallons of water a year.”@LisaWheelock

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

My mammy warned me not to let down the family name. I won't shit in my pants this time!!

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

I'm going to do wreck Galway!! Serious wknd ahead!!

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

I hate it when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.”

[AoifeElizabethWarren @aoifseee]

@fakers100 look how fashion forward are you? #orangetshirt2005 #stylestealbyonedirection @cigar89

[Tom Cannon @tomcannon2]

Mistook your wife for a burglar aye that old chestnut! #hasntgotalegtostandon

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

@OmurphyOlivia yo O!!! Hehe!!!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Monica Lewinsky claims that she performed oral sex on Bill Clinton while he was talking on the phone with another member of Congress.

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

“@SexFactsOfLife: Another slang term for 'double penetration' is 'stuffing'.” @batj5

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

Choosing to spend money on experiences like trips, meals instead of material items means you're happier and probably cooler. @LisaWheelock

[Wexford GAA @OfficialWexGAA]

Rapps get Mullane? Speculation that Waterford Star John Mullane will play a back room role with the Enniscorthy club http://t.co/8kv8vmXe

[Dustin The Turkey @DustinOfficial]

The way the Healy-Raes seem to have Kerry sewn up I goin down to Paddy Power to have a bet on Jackie Healy winning this years Rose of Tralee

[know @Know]

I think this is the most inspiring thing I've ever read on the Internet

[Patrick Murphy @fakers100]

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home @84Ciara @Taaayden @shnools