Dwight K. Scoot ™

VoteProgress, In the Garden growing beets, 💯 pro420, 27th degree Black Belt in Marital Arts, Choctaw, Atheist, No DMs #SmokeFleet #Fella #NAFO #MMNAW

[Dwight K. Scoot ™ @FakeRyanCDS_209]

Any help is appreciated…

[Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 @SydesJokes]

Funny how @X @elonmusk @support consider how my tweets are "inauthentic behaviour" yet they are happy to generate revenue for themselves off this tweet with over 2.1M views!! I counted over 50 Ads including ads for #SpaceX and #Starlink!!

I make no money from this. If I made any money I would donate it all to #Ukraine fundraisers https://t.co/VE29cuXakO

#NAFO #NAFOFella #NAFOFellas #NAFOWorks #WeAreNAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFOSummit #Smokefleet #LiamsAngels #SlavaUkraini @U24_gov_ua @United24media

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[Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 @SydesJokes]

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[Nick Turse @nickturse]

"beautiful little bodies"

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

FUN FACT: Donald Trump is arguing that the trade deal he created and signed in 2020 is "unfair"

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TORONTO (AP) — Ontario Premier Doug Ford tells AP that Ronald Reagan would be 'throwing up' over Trump’s trade policies.

[Nick Turse @nickturse]

EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Spokesperson Admits There’s a Secret Blacklist of Journalists

When pressed about the Iran war, a CENTCOM press official threatened to put an Intercept reporter on a “list of people to disregard.”

https://t.co/xXThC1PVHt

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

I never want to hear about Hunter Biden again.

[Covie @covie_93]

trump's approval rating is 33% and he's going around telling people to pretend he's on the midterm ballot????

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

1 US milk is illegal in Europe
Too many chemicals

2 US bread is considered cake in Europe
Too much sugar

3 US eggs are illegal in UK
They wash off the natural protection

4 US meat is banned in 160 countries
Due to hormones

5 US apples are coated with wax also used for cars

6 In US, 60% of food contains stuff banned in other countries
-@SydesJokes

[Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw]

Three times.

Three times @margbrennan had to ask Dr. Oz to say the MMR vaccine is not lethal (and, by implication, Trump was wrong to say otherwise).

Dr Oz admits it on third attempt.

[Great White North 🍁🇨🇦 @MadeInCanada_eh]

"We recognized that sometimes [the United State's] signature was written in pencil."

This line will go down in history

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Piker mocking Charlie Kirk’s assassination while dressed like Mao is not shocking because he’s an idiot who relies on outrage for income. What is shocking is that he does it while simultaneously tying himself to Dem candidates who he knows will be damaged by his behavior.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

It’s a mystery who could have caused this!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

When you appoint reality TV people to the most important positions of the government running massive federal agencies, don’t be surprised when they treat the job like a reality TV show starring themselves while we pay them and the expenses.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

MAGA: "You people are sick for constantly reminding us that we voted for a pedophile three times."

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

Natalie Harp would’ve made a good Manson Family member.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

Say what you will about the marginal American voter, but everyone who voted for Trump because they wanted higher prices in retaliation for Canada having bilingual soup labels is getting exactly what they voted for

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Clothes are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry?

Welcome to: “The Chair”

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation this week in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.

Read that again…

https://t.co/8z8GR456oJ