SamSmith

Just your average dork

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@MrBeast 67676.67

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@BTrihey

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@JDragon17 You choose your own palace my brotha. 🤴

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If your ceiling doesn’t look like this, did you really make it?

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@katie_ganzer I hear uw-platteville has a high acceptance rate!

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@TylerDoering1 I would contact Netflix. They seem to have a cancellation Schedule on the books.

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@TylerDoering1 Bet.

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Yo, wallstreet this is very simple. You took out a loan and now you pay it back. Oh you can’t afford that, no worries! You can just pick up a second job like the rest of us.

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@RobinhoodApp Maybe... you know..... respect investors are working within their risk tolerances..... and not just deny them the ability to buy more stocks. What a load of complete bullshit. We expected better.

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@katie_ganzer @tonyhawk

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@BTrihey Meanwhile the IT guy at century link....

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@realDonaldTrump I’d say that you are the type of monopoly player to keep a secret bank... but then I remembered that you are broke.

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I don’t know why this makes me so happy!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Joe wins! Thank you America - let’s go!! 😀🎉🇺🇸 https://t.co/RppBDJ8CXX

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@realDonaldTrump Good bye strange orange man.

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@katie_ganzer @BTrihey benchy lives

[CNN @CNN]

Researchers have created the world's smallest boat, measuring just 30 micrometers in length, so small it could sail down a human hair https://t.co/tgqT5jWVWK

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This debate format is working a lot better than last time.

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Did Tesla accidentally kickoff a new renaissance in vehicle design? 🤔

[GMC @GMC]

The world’s first all-electric supertruck can be yours. Reserve your #GMCHummerEV now.

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@TylerDoering1 You sir obviously don’t binge drink them at the same rate. 😉

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Mountain Dew code red messes with your body worse than alcohol. Tell me I’m wrong.