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Disclaimer: the parody account of STOMP.

We are not associated to STOMP.

Fakestompers please use #fakestomp to contribute or email to [email protected].

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You need not re-incarnate Steve.

Siri = Steve Is Re-Incarnated http://t.co/c0CF2E27 #fakestomp

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MILFs beware: you could get detained under ISA in SG. http://t.co/EXyGHou #fakestomp

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Why don't you have to turn on channel 5 to watch Dark Knight?

A: you can watch dark night through the window. #badSGjokes #fakestomp

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Overheard: "Life must be gay."
"why?"
"because it sucks and it's a pain in the ass." #sgfail #fakestomp

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Ad:Clubbing for a Cause.

Gain VIP entry to Butter Factory on Wednesday nights and with each sign-in,$ goes to charity! DM for more details

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If the H&M president ran as an #SGpresident candidate, confirm win. #sosingaporean #fakestomp

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Overheard: "the #SGpresident just finished swearing."
"Wah he so vulgar ah!" #sgfail #fakestomp

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Overheard: "Fly like a G Say like a G Say" #SGpresident #fakestomp

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Scanning the MRT cabin from the entrance for free seats and rushing towards it once the door opens. #sosingaporean #fakestomp

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Rebecca Black's new music video is out:

Watching it will be your (stupid) moment. #fakestomp

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It sounds good that we pay you $50 for every good contribution you give to our site.

Until you realise you're just cheap labour.#fakestomp

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Don't forget today is the last day you can go training on the KTM tracks! #badSGjokes #fakestomp

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"what station is next?"
"the next station is pending."
"oh, so when will it be finished?"
"..." #sgfail #fakestomp

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Enjoying every moment of the increasing public transport fares and COE prices because you own a car. #sadisticsingaporean #fakestomp

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Overheard: "if our buses were transformers they would definitely transform into snails!" #sgfail #fakestomp

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The lovely feeling when you get to order the waiter/waitress to clean the table just because you can. #sadisticsingaporean #fakestomp

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Taking your sweet time to come out of the parking lot when somebody else is waiting for your lot. #sadisticsingaporean #fakestomp

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That enjoyable feeling when you get a seat while others have to stand on the bus/mrt. #sadisticsingaporean #fakestomp