Trash Rando

Brokest man on the internet. Father of two lil randos. Here for gaming news mostly but the app feeds me a lot of hood content for whatever reason

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@Pirat_Nation Sucks losing photos but hopefully he has them somewhere else and thats just mentioned for added drama. They deleted my xbox live account from beta at the end of the og xbox life when I canceled xbox live sub for a few months waiting for 360. Still kinda salty

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@PhillyCrimeUpd Ahem the crime rate is actually down, chud. Philadelphia has actually never been better. It's a thriving metropolis for professional transplants. Get a clue. Trust the process. Krasner for Mayor!

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@FLCons They have donutism

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@AllanteMcAuley All the aids enjoyers on here think the city is just awesome

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@LoudOutside It's a nice gesture but it's literally inviting trouble to your front door. Totally unnecessary risk.

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@JClarkNBCS In the end though, the gambler is literally crying in the casino. He lost 1.5 million gambling and is asking for his money back with the lawsuit. Pathetic

[SquallSnake @ZackGaz]

Here is my 65th code #giveaway of 2026

🏎️Follow me
🏎️Follow @ULTGames
🏎️repost
🏎️tag if you want

for a chance to be DM'd an #Xbox code for RALLY CAR MECHANIC SIMULATOR.

https://t.co/T1sAOm1GdI

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@cptdankkk and then he gobbled down hot sauce for some reason

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@ksorbs The talking cereal and junk food mascot commercials ruined my chances of being a handsome athlete. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@WildSphere Ade due damballa. Give me the key, I beg of you

[WildSphere @WildSphere]

GIVEAWAY! 🐈‍⬛

Closing out a great week with our LAST CONTEST! 🌟 Win 1 of 3 keys for #EscapeFromUmbra this Monday. 🔑

Rules:
1️⃣ RT this post
2️⃣ Follow us
3️⃣ Reply with ONE WORD that sounds like witchcraft (made-up words welcome! 🧙‍♀️✨)

Good luck! 🔮
#Giveaway

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@Mrstanleycup I started going in early 90s and didn't know it was that new. It went to ass pretty quickly it seems. Early 2000s I had no interest in going there except for a movie. 20 bus really ruined it haha

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@LoudOutside Both sides retarded. Add it to the list of reasons to avoid people.

[SquallSnake @ZackGaz]

Here is my 64th code #giveaway of 2026

-Follow me
-Follow @ULTGames
-Repost
-Tag if you want

for a chance to be DM'd an #Xbox code for ULTIMATE ZOMBIE DEFENSE, an undead apocalypse surviving simulator.

https://t.co/sOIGU8O3Qm

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@Pirat_Nation There's a layoff tracker update that immediately notifies xbox players when another round of layoffs occurs. Very cool feature

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@Denshattack My kids make me watch the brave locomotive a lot

[Denshattack! @Denshattack]

We're giving away 3 codes for Denshattack! on a platform of your choice! 📢 how to enter:

💛 Follow @Denshattack!
💌 Repost this post
🚄 Comment your favourite train-themed GIF

Winners will be picked on Tuesday 14th! Good luck! 🤞️#competition #giveaway

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@big_business_ Fame went to Shannon's head a long time ago. He thinks his crackerjack box degree means something. 90% of these former athletes don't know shit outside their sport and 99% of the non-athlete commentators don't know shit at all (Cowherd)

[Trash Rando @faketrashrando]

@WildSphere @newdeck

[WildSphere @WildSphere]

👁️ The arrival of Umbra is drawing near... That is why we are launching today's final GIVEAWAY for 2 keys! 🔑🔑 🎁

We are going all out: you have until tomorrow morning to enter. ⏳

Rules:
1️⃣ Follow us
2️⃣ Retweet this post
3️⃣ Tag a friend

It is almost here! 👤🚪
#Giveaway