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For those who don't know, I write a new symphony every day. My friend Yo-Yo Ma thinks I'm crazy, says I should stick with rock and roll.

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Today I'm on a panel at Fortune Brainstorm Tech conf. Tonight, private dinner with some Hollywood legends. What a life! #brainstormtech

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Follow me if you want to gain insights from the fake VC. #FollowFriday

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Planning for son's confir-mitzah tomorrow. Wife wanted bar-mitzah, I wanted confirmation. We cut a deal w/ the priest and the rabbi.

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What to do: Accept Cameron's invite for AVATAR preview this wkend, or review jillion over-the-transom biz plans. Hey, intern, got proj 4 ya!

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In the studio w/ Arcade Fire. Playing guest lead guitar on a new track. Have to hurry up, there's a board meeting later.

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Grooving to tracks on The Church's "Uninvited" album. #musicmonday

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Lots of pitch meetings this afternoon. One entrepreneur was so desperate I took pity & gave him $50 & told him to go buy a decent meal.

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@ajblum Sorry I would have gone by slower but I was in a hurry. Plus, a Tesla is SUPPOSED to whiz by too fast to be photographed :-)

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Bumped into Julia Roberts on the 4th floor of the Guggenheim. Her injuries are not life-threatening. We agreed to dinner a week from Tues.

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Back in NYC. 372 phone messages. 9121 unread emails. 47 lbs of papers and bills on my desk. Let's go bowling.

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Stopover in Brunei to meet with limited partners. Hoping to raise $780MM from the Sultan for social media startups.

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Aborted summit attempt; had to race back to Delhi, catch plane to Singapore for meeting with reporters re significance of Twitter

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Satphone works! Champagne at Everest Basecamp prolly not a good idea, exploded all over our tent. Summit climb tomorrow, stinky tent tonite.

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Flying into JFK for interview with Charlie Rose tonight. Had a great time in the Med on Bill Joy's superyacht. I need one of those.

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Loving the wifi in this Citation X. On the way to Aspen. Dinner with Clinton and Bono.

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At the shipmakers' doing Forbes mag photo shoot in front of my new 155 foot yacht. Can't wait to get this baby out to sea.

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Sampling the warm brie and champagne in the recording studio with Arcade Fire. Their next album rocks.

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My how I love social media. If you say "social media" to me I will write you a check for $50,000.00 right then and there.