Fake Wolfman

Conqueror of foes, weed, and any rats that Jimmy Del Ray passed on. Lovin' life in the Smokies. @BTTArmy and Mike Mills supporter. Parody.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@MAGAVoice Hey did Kid Rock serve?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks.

❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

Did you get any of my Smoky Mountain honeys recruited? I hear that if you get some poor girls to sign up, you get a commission. Bonus if they wind up getting stalked.

[Morgan Moore @morganhmoore1]

@CosmicMatt92 I’ve made 40k this month btw

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

Aw hell, that’s nothin…you wanna see something vulgar and crass, you just let the Ol’ Fake Wolfman slide into your DMs like a pecker into a sheep. You’ll be turning redder than Ol’ Yeller’s crank after I spill some poetic stylings. Speaking of spilling tho…

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

I don’t know, ol’ Rick was a pretty big name back in the day. You know, I met Rick Steiner in ‘93 in the Smokies. Even caught a glimpse of his “dog faced gremlin” in the shower. I don’t want to talk about it.

[IVPvideos @IVPvideos]

Wrestlecon throwing away years of goodwill for freakin Rick Steiner of all people is crazy. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

I love a good face turn. It reminds me of when ol’ Nutsack Evans gave up the moonshine and started helping ol’ ladies across the street.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

WrestleCon Issues Statement On Rick Steiner Returning, Says Rick Tried To Apologize To Gisele Shaw https://t.co/tGQaYa0cpb

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

I’m surprised that boy didn’t get up and walk…dayum

[Natalia Markova @RealNMarkova]

I’m happy that I could be a part of the @nwa show for a good cause ❤️ #hpcaresforcooper
📸 @hee_bawn

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@BTT_Podcast fellers have some mic presence. They haven’t missed a show in 8 years and they tear the house down with wit. Not everyone can critique PN News, much less without trying to do the BK thing. You’re picking a stiff battle for somebody who broke bread with Jared Fogle…

[RYBACK @Ryback]

You’re welcome to come on my RYBACK Show or on spaces and let your voice be heard by all by talking to me. You’re in podcasting, so let’s see where you’re at with everything LIVE.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@Sparks3rdCoast I hate that my best trade secrets get out.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

That’s nice. You know, 21 years ago I married my best friend. It was a courtroom screw-up. We got high af and went in to get hunting licenses but wandered into the wrong office. We got it annulled a few weeks later, but…good times…

[Kevin Robert Kesar @realKILLERkross]

One year ago today I married my twin flame & best friend.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@Best_Dave_Ever @MulletOfMorton @TheEyeOfGibson @fakestanlane I’d have to check my memoirs but I think it might’ve been my week to wheelbarrow Robert Fuller’s pecker around.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

What’s it about? You know, I tried to start a podcast awhile back. You know those podcasts about fancy cigars? I tried to get one going about clove cigarettes and looseys. I don’t want to talk about it.

[Justin Davis @jman61828]

If i start a podcast, whos listening?

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

You guys are a fine Vincent and Jules, but who are you getting to play The Gimp?

[Luke Hawx @LukeHawx504]

What ya'll think about @shane216taylor and I remaking #PulpFiction 🎬

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

Give @Amin_Joseph the Emmy already. #Snowfall #TheSitDown

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

You know, I did this back in my Smoky Mountain Days with Sgt. Rock. I had some great matches with that beauty. Unfortunately, I started, errr, “working stiff” when she’d get me in a headlock and one time I accidentally “broke kayfabe” in my tights. I don’t want to talk about it.

[eWrestlingNews.com @ewrestlingnews]

Mike Bailey Wants A Match With…Mercedes Moné https://t.co/tccFShRk1g

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

I can’t say she’s wrong. You know, I told my girlfriend that I’ve done this. Her response was to load up her Gucci purse and clock me one. I don’t want to talk about it.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

This reminds me of the time I picked up hitchhiker in Jellico. She told me she wanted to play “Doctor” and I was all in. Then she gave me a sedative and checked my prostate. I don’t want to talk about it.

[Tony Atlas @RealAtlas]

#oldschool can give it and they can take it! #Tough #Old #man !#stomp #Kick #Punch it's all in the mind and making me feel fine !

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

Before I plunk down the $$$, do you have any butthole pics on your OF?

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

I went on a first date last night. At the restaurant, he ordered a domestic beer and a steak. I grabbed the bottle of wine I ordered and left immediately.

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@cleaningtowels @DirtyDMantell @AEW @DanhausenAD @orangecassidy @ScottSteiner @the_ironsheik @WSI_YouTube @TheEyeOfGibson @PNNewsJR Hell yeah! I’ll do it for free for the Beerman…

[Fake Wolfman @FakeWolfman]

@PhenomenalBlaze Well done.