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I contain multitudes or whatever

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@BDisgusting

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@ItRainedMilk God, what an image. Put it on one of those gold CDs and shoot it into space.

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You know that feeling when your friends tell you about some millennial burger place you just have to try and when you do you realize it's a fairly mid burger but served funny with some special sauce that makes it 25 dollars?

That's how I feel about modern horror.

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@HawkboneFGC @Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi you keep saying story. Give the RE story some good actors & Frank Darabont-esque dialogue and you've got a dynamite movie on your hands.

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@HawkboneFGC @Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi I don't really remember that story apart from a love triangle, it may be fine. Poor editing/dialogue/performances make it bad. If you're critique is RE is overall bad because the 1996 VO and dialogue are bad, that's fine. BUT...

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@HawkboneFGC @Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi They are not. Bravo team is missing, there's a lab under the mansion, Barry is being blackmailed, those are examples of story elements. "You were almost a Jill sandwich" had zero bearing on the story. It's okay to be mistaken, you don't have to cling to an objectively false view.

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@Lem_201_ @sergio103040 @Snipey13 @chainsawrezi So if it's not contempt for the medium, you do enjoy b movie horror and sci fi fare, what is it about RE that makes it "passable at best"?

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@HawkboneFGC @Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi You've confused dialogue and acting with story. RE does have corny dialogue and bad VO. Those things have no bearing on the story. With that cleared up, do you think RE is a bad/flawed story?

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@Black_D_Gamer1 I kinda don't like that SF has fully embraced guest fighters, I feel like they have such a huge roster and should be above it, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't pretty hyped to see Tifa in SF6

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@HawkboneFGC @Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi What a worthless comment.

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@Lem_201_ @chainsawrezi What's wrong with the story of the original game?

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@LugarCinema A milquetoast pg-13 affair that is not even close to the best zombie movie ever made.

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@WritesCoco D&D should be between you and your friends man. Don't film that shit.

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@BODY_W0_WHORGAN @extramicrowave She gets naked sometimes yeah. But I also think it's a good show.

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@LordofCinder24 I think part of being a good director is knowing your budgetary limitations and what you can convincingly pull off within those limitations. These egregiously bad looking shots should never have made the final cut.

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@AdequateEmily I dunno, it seems like they really wanted people to go see the Aqua Teens movie. They did this spite spot when the opening week BO was low https://t.co/dMzyXMwAl9

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@MarkMadDogDavis You seem like a long shot candidate.

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@Godlyma67271478 @mnglxc I don't dislike RE3 remake Jill but Julia Voth is downright ethereal.

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@oblivyawn This looks kinda like that Canon Films movie The Apple

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@1MichaelNesbitt @davidgross_man Oh, ALL of Hitchcock's filmography! Those guys think one of the greatest filmmakers of all time existed during a period when nobody knew how to make movies.