Steve Payne

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

@pinkyminkymoo I'm pretty much looking after myself. I would love to come round and see you all one night. Xx

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

@pinkyminkymoo slowly and painfully. But I'm getting there

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

@hospitalcaterer is there any point in raising it? What are they going to do? Send me up some sandwhich filling?

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

@hospitalcaterer I had not long had surgery under general, was on morphine, am diabetic and needed to eat.so no I didn't

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

#hospital food #nhssandwhich

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

#naturalbeauty

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

#bigneedleintheeye

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

If swimming is so good for you, why are whales so fat?

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

Big scones

[Steve Payne @falcor2603]

I've lost my Twitter virginity. Whoop whoop