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[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@N0_hizbollah انشالله يضرب الحزب تتنمحى الضاحية ويتم تهجير اولاد المتعة الى العراق

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@mayakhoury19 بالعكس يا مايا خسارة السيد خسن كانت ربح للبنان... يلعن روحو بقبرو 👎👎👎

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@smarterleb اسسسسكت يا شيعي يا خنزير 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@abu_taam44516 هنيئا لكم؟ يلعن روح اكبر شهيد بحزب الله من السيد حسن الاير لاصغر واحد 👎👎👎

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

The National Greek 105.8 radio morning commute to Athens is where the real action is. Stabbings, poisonings, theft, biblical wars, harassment nonstop, and then every fifteen minutes they hit you with early 2000s Britney and NSYNC.

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@MariamAlbassam مرررريم…. عا هرة من بلادي

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

This isn’t cognitive dissonance. Years of permanent birth control use have shrunk these yoga-healing Lebanese wh0res’ ventromedial prefrontal cortex and wiped out their fear control so their sudden Hezbollah cheerleading became natural. @GermanosPeter mentioned once that at least 50% of Christian women are Hezbolla supporter & nobody knows why

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

We may well be surprised when the people of southern Lebanon, particularly small business owners, begin trading openly with their Israeli counterparts. In the end, it is commerce, not coercion, that will prove the surest path to a stable and lasting peace. 🇱🇧🇮🇱

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@HadiNasrallah هادي انتبه عحالك يا ابن العا هرة

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

PRESS STATEMENT

By the 1980s, Marinella had become very much part of the furniture at the club, and, with her love of oversized floral kaftans, dramatic gestures and sudden siestas beneath the pergola, was on several occasions mistaken for a discarded couture throw on the poolside loungers, much to her startled delight and the amused “Agapi mou, you’ve done it again!” of her ever-devoted Ilias Psinakis. In the evenings, Marinella was known to amuse fellow diner, often flanked by the irrepressible Billy Bo and Alexandre Iolas himself, who would tap his cane in time, by singing the Specials Board to the tune of her immortal ‘Eisai I Agapi Mou���, hitting the climactic high note on the phrase “unlimited Dom Pérignon, mezedakia à la grecque and ouzo, mon chéri” to general weeping and cries of “Bravo, koukla mou! S’agapo!” from the terrace. A crystal wine glass, shattered by one of the diva’s signature passionate trills, is preserved in the Club Shop & Cap Museum, alongside a linen napkin stained with the signature rouge of Billy Bo in his signature shade of Dionysian Crimson and a silk cravat belonging to Mr Alexandre Iolas, lost in a moment of pure joie de vivre.

In the latest issue of the club circular, Chairman Yannis Leventis remembers affiliate member and laiko legend Marinella, who left us for real yesterday.

Pictures reproduced with kind permission from the authors of ‘Mezedes with Marinella (and Other Misdemeanours)’, © Taschen, 2008

In observance of this irreplaceable loss, and to the discreet chagrin of our more vigorous members, the indoor pool and tennis courts will remain closed for today. Members are instead cordially invited to the olive-grove lounge for quiet reflection and a complimentary glass of chilled Assyrtiko.

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

Few understand the greatness of the Greek Empire these days 🇬🇷❤️

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

Happy Independence Day Greece!

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

The Lebanese Legacy Is One Hell of a Strange Fate

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@ahmadslmanx عههههههههههههههه يا شيعي النحس والله لنشخ ع قبر السيد حسن 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@MayaSabbagh7 انشالله يفوتوا عليكي يا عا هرة المتعة والعتالة 👎👎👎

[The Alexandre Iolas Club @IolasClub]

Fake house.
Fake appliances.
Fake surroundings.

Any average charcoal-grilled steak at a dusty Greek taverna carries more weight than that cυnt’s entire legacy.

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@ghina_ghandour @realhzakaria غنى غندور سكتي ولي عا هرة، عم هددك اذا بتفتحي تمك بفضحلك كل ملفاتك بالعهر فاسكتي احسن، يلعن عضام السيد حسن بقبرو

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@eafaf_2 عا هرة صفوة متمتعة ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Faleflix 🐬 @falefIix]

@DraperMP @NiohBerg Shut up you old hag 😂😂😂