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I'm a New Englandah but i don't have an accent because i live here.

[falfans🦜 @falfans]

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows, anything goes

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today
And black's white today and day's night today

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

A little boy in Scotland got home today from school to find his new best friend there.

His name is Panda and he’s flown across the world to greet him.

What an epic 8 month comeback for Panda… (1/8) 🧵

[falfans🦜 @falfans]

@Yankees so sad about Charlie Kirk

[Mickey Paws 🐾🐾 @Mickeypaws1]

Under my blanket the Beagle ❤️
Goodnight Iain and the Team 🌃
Have a fabulous day tomorrow 🌞
Stay safe 😍
Never far from Mom 😍

[falfans🦜 @falfans]

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[falfans🦜 @falfans]

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[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

If you use your husband’s underwear as a tank top…. You might be a redneck. 😂😂

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Because they're scum.

[falfans🦜 @falfans]

me at that age
also me now

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

in a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 🐴😊

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

The two best things on earth! Dogs and horses.

We humans could learn a lot from them.

Wish more people loved animals the right way.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

The look on the stray Dog’s face says all you need to know.

If there was a language for saying ‘THANK YOU’ using your eyes this is it!❤️

[Dapper Detective @Dapper_Det]

BREAKING: The sexual predator arrested for first-degree attempted kidnapping of a barista that was caught on video just outside of Seattle has been released from jail on cashless bail.

This is precisely why women in America are being raped and murdered by repeat offenders.

[Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels]

In just the past month the legacy left-wing media (@CNN @nytimes @HuffPost even rags like @usweekly ) have thrown every smear they can come up with. Racist. Anti-vaxxer. Fat-shamer. Everything short of calling me a rapist (tough sell, I’d imagine). They put out a “documentary” dedicated solely to trashing me—packed with lies I’ve already debunked with receipts—and even went digging through my dating life from 30 years ago to find an ex who says I spit on waiters 🤦🏽‍♀️. At that point, it’s not reporting. It’s a coordinated smear campaign—an all-out effort to destroy the credibility of anyone asking the most dangerous question of all: why is the establishment so terrified of people who suggest prevention and accountability over chronic sickness and blind obedience?

[Branch_Fluoridian @ewilson664]

@JillianMichaels @CNN @nytimes @HuffPost @usweekly Lefty loons call it dangerous when a parent decides what vàccines their child will get. Yet celebrate when parents permanently mutilate their child by labeling them tràns and not impressionable & imaginative.

Consent only applies when it fits their perverted agenda.

[King Randall, I. @NewEmergingKing]

Some say our school is chasing “white applause” for telling the truth.

Truth is, many boys can’t even read a full book. Instead of fixing that, folks scream about “white supremacy” & victimhood.

Why tear down kids for learning? Literacy is freedom. Victimhood is slavery. 👊🏾🇺🇸

[iain welch @iaindwelch]

I hope that you are having a lovely day so far, lovely people and lovely dogs.
Hooray for the little noises that our dog friends make.
I'm wishing you the very best
#hoorayfordogs #home

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

So many people these days are too judgemental

I can tell just by looking at them.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Well that's my weekend ruined.

[falfans🦜 @falfans]

@GabbyG77 @txhlfan @VisitkarteHL @AndigraRoland @leakeylover @SandraHLfan @mwoerdehoff @LexNoir @fluffy0705 @jenmishsquish @HausofOccam @Poeia @arctichamster @Stathies @ChristinaW16 @mmhmmitsmeem @inmydreams06 @keys88hl1fan @hibarinana187 @booshouse @OHarrysChar Love her and her hangry son.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

How I actually look when I think I'm being friendly and cooperative at work.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When you cut someone off and then end up at the same red light.