Bjarke 🇩🇰

Tesla owner and general EV enthusiast.
Waiting excitedly for European edition of FSD Supervised.

Long $TSLA

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@SimonEndresen @BruunGarcia Enig!! Bare lidt ærgerrligt vores skat skal gå til det...

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@politiken Sjovt at det har Musk heller ikke.
Han ejer ejendele i virksomheder som lige nu er værd +1 billion dollar. Men det vil han ALDRIG ku trække ud hvis han faktisk prøvede.
Så det er lidt ligegyldigt hvad der står på papiret, han har ikke stjålet 1 billion fra du-og-jeg.

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

And people say self-driving cars are a bad idea...
Look at these folks

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

The driving instructor has an incredible amount of patience.
And she shouldn't be allowed to drive, ever.

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@DoctorJack16 10% of requested, because I asked for 10 and got 1 😅

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@JasonAnthoknee @wholemars Maybe more than 555.555.555 people requested shares.

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@wholemars Same, also a single one! 🥳

Requested 10...

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@philipengberg Same, ordered 10, was allocated 1 😂 At least I'm in! If only by a tiny bit

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@kobberup_lasse @andersbaek1 Samme båd her, 2020, endda med den fulde pakke købt (ja, dumt af mig set i bakspejlet, havde bare troet Tesla vil gøre mere ud af at understøte deres tidlige FSD supporters)

[Anders Bæk @andersbaek1]

Det her er stort! Den første tur i min egen selvkørende Tesla🚗

Det her er en dag, jeg længe har set frem til.

Min egen Tesla kan nu køre af sig selv.

På min første tur kørte bilen mig rundt i Århus’ myldretrafik i 30 min.
Jeg rørte ikke rattet én gang.

Når jeg i dag senere skal til Kbh fra Århus kører bilen hele vejen.

Alle nyere Teslaer kan tilkøbe teknologien og få den med en software-opdatering.

Med et knipseslag har vi nu selvkørende biler i alle byer i Danmark.
Det er vildt!🇩🇰

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@JOBhakdi As a HW3 owner with the package fully purchased… yes, yes the jealousy is very real.

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@aelluswamy @elonmusk FSD Lite / HW3->HW4 retrofit when?

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@PoliceIncident Sooo many "what the hell"'s.
1) WTH is he doing aiming his gun at someone
2) WTH is the other officer doing, watching this
3) WTH is the officer in the car doing, drawing their weapon so slowly
4) WTH is the officer in the car doing, shooting SO late?!

Just.. what the HELL...

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@philipengberg As someone with a HW3 car I'm really excited for this technology, and knowing that I'll have to wait for either a HW4 retrofit or a FSD Lite, I really appreciate you posting this so I can still kind of feel like I'm there myself.

Kind of 😅

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@Africure2024 @FSDEurope Pics or didn't happen (it didn't happen)

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@C10885107738417 @AliGrids

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@C10885107738417 @AliGrids How is it NOT obvious that it's because the function being collapsed spans until line 19515.
E.g. it's approximately a 13.454 line long function.

FUN 💀

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@teslaeurope What about us HW3 owners that gave you huge "loans" (purchasing FSD outright) many years ago?
Are you (the team, not you, poor PR person) working hard on either getting FSD Lite working, or getting HW4 retrofit service centers up and running?

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@TomJensen1966 Hvordan får vi den tid tilbage?

[Mark Hansen 🇩🇰 @magiicmark95]

Time to sum up my very first day with FSD here in Denmark 🇩🇰 I've done a few drives from my daily commute to running errands. This means I've tried it on the motorway, in the city and on country side roads. More on that in the comment section! 👇 But I just have to say wow 🥳

[Bjarke 🇩🇰 @falgantil]

@magiicmark95 A thing to keep in mind: you’re really not getting places many seconds earlier by driving faster or more aggressively.

I envy you. *Cries in HW3*