salina johnson

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Because it's been a while and Ya girl is hiiiighhhhhh

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Realizing I have like, a few friends. Does that mean I suck

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Russ just said "that looks like a poor mans Janeane Garofolo" about the actual Janeane Garofolo.

[salina johnson @falina_j]

My eyeballs hurt

[salina johnson @falina_j]

If I never left that Minor Threat t shirt at science camp Id probably be cool today

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Skimming through Netflix trying to find sometning to top Drive Me Crazy

[salina johnson @falina_j]

I peaked @ age 14

[salina johnson @falina_j]

My problem with Jared is that his eyes roll back into his head when he's about to kiss Kaitlin's bitch ass. #TheBachelorette

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Bout to be a real bummer of a weekend 😔

[salina johnson @falina_j]

I know im late but wtv. But omg Clint and JJs break up rn R U 4 REAL

[salina johnson @falina_j]

The world lost a great person yesterday and it doesn't feel real.

[salina johnson @falina_j]

"I got a lot of songs about weed. I got one called 'can you smell my sac?"

[salina johnson @falina_j]

In the Buick commercials, Matthew McConaug hey says "I don't drive a Buick to be cool"... Was anyone really thinking that?

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Laughing at @hannibalburess because he is funny and i dont think that is the marijuana talking

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Very into OITNB rn

[salina johnson @falina_j]

"She's super sketchy. And clearly her disney Princess is Jasmine"

[salina johnson @falina_j]

@courtcar I FREAKIN WISH

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Avocado and potato tacos soo....

[salina johnson @falina_j]

Tryna to go get drinks tonight is anyone else tryna do that or no? Welp

[salina johnson @falina_j]

@ZeenaJayy psycho and hot as hell. My favorite is when he pounds on his chest hahah