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@askctherapist ha im about to bite the shit out of people

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oi #askctherapist i need therapy or whatever

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@askctherapist you can't condone it but that's not a straight up no

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@askctherapist what you mean like walk away? can't i just like bite them or something? surely that's okay since they were being rude to me first

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@askctherapist yes its rude because im not a chicken! i mean its not my fault they're all bitches who don't know the difference between an avian and a chicken

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@askctherapist people call me a chicken and it makes me upset. tell me w h y

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man he would know what to do but now he's missing because of this different world shit... though you know since crowfather isn't here right now i could become the next crowfather. yeah yeah that's what im going to do thanks fragrance man

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man but what if they think im being sensitive and shit over a joke? or worse what if they laugh at me i don't like being laughed at fragrance man

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man i do tell them thats the problem. i say im not one or tell them not to call me that but they still do. its a joke man you know? i joke all the time. still think im being dumb about it

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man well im not a chicken im an avian. and then one day i'll be an elytrian but no one sees that. its always chicken boy this and chicken that

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man i keep getting this weird feeling when people call me chicken. its a joke and i know that but yeah. its stupid

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@Sniff_Sniff_Man yes... no? i don't know its stupid

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@o_nikiask yeah yeah i did! bet the others couldn't do that. that just means i'm the best

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one of my wings look bent in a way it should not bend. how am i supposed to float in these conditions?

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@o_nikiask WHY IS THE WATER SO COLD? awww and now my feathers are all wet. rather still be stuck in the tree

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@o_nikiask now i want chocolate chip cookies. okay niki count me down

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@o_nikiask i mean never... okay. okay. let me just breathe its just a quick drop and then i'll be good

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@o_nikiask not that far of a drop?! i'm pretty sure wil said the same thing before he DIED. i particularly don't think the phantom lifestyle will fit me well

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@o_nikiask you want me to jump down? what if i miss the water? then i'll never be able to defend myself again when people call me a chicken. niki. niki. i'm not good with falling

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@o_nikiask don't worry. its not like i can go anywhere else

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@o_nikiask ...yes. but no one told me it was hard climbing down from a tree! i'm used to floating down and it was easy to climb up but now i can't get down. totally not my fault