paul

the personality of hot dog water

[paul @fall_pauline]

i have the best sister ever that girl deserves an award 🥇

[samantha @milkygoddess]

bro my boyfriend looks so cute today i haven’t seen him i just know

[paul @fall_pauline]

@makenajolinn ily 🖤

[paul @fall_pauline]

i need some friends bruh

[autumn @autumn_drew]

OK LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
“I’m moving” is NOT a valid reason to get rid of a dog that has bonded w you & become part of your family. When you get a dog that’s the responsibility you take on.. THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND
thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[paul @fall_pauline]

i have such bad anxiety when leaving my dog it’s unreal

[paul @fall_pauline]

@carleenfall @GGianna5 if you put as much effort into a relationship as you did this tweet you might not be single

[paul @fall_pauline]

@makenajolinn i literally thought, this is something makenas mom would say not mine lmao 😂😂

[paul @fall_pauline]

*get two inches of snow*

my mom- “make sure you keep your gas tank full & keep a blanket with you in your car”

[paul @fall_pauline]

my sister gave me a bottle of chardonnay, drew me a bubble bath w/ candles and she washed all my bedding for me... four years ago she ripped my down the stairs by my hair. God is real 💓

[Dustin DeBerry @dkdeberry]

“Mufasa’s death is one of the most heart-wrenching movie scenes ever. There’s no way to make it any more sa-“

[paul @fall_pauline]

good thing i took an adderall or i would be fucking throwing hands at all these bitches testing my patience today, but drugs make me happy:)

[All about Steve @1StevieKilner]

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

[paul @fall_pauline]

@carleenfall not me 😂