Fallacious Ipupa

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[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

I said Njerae too, and I didn’t stutter.

[☆J9☆ @shawn_notsean]

Kuna mtu amesema Njerae is better than Sza....aki smocha twitter huwa mnanichekesha...😭😭😭

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

any Luo artist. That’s like 2 Ohangla songs.

[Al Mu6rati🇰🇪 @brysonmu6]

Wakadinali and Sautisol ndio among watu wako na a 5hr catalogue apa KE.
Who else?

[Joe Black 🇿🇼 @joeblackzw]

Incorrect. He had a visa. From the US Embassy in Nairobi. It was valid. They vetted him there, and gave him a visa.

Then he landed in Miami, was detained for 11 hours, and deported to Istanbul.

THEN they branded him a terrorist.

A FIFA referee, simply because he’s Somali.

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

@droid254 They just have compute issues after guys oversubscribed following the Trump/Hegseth debacle. If you follow them you will have realized they’ve been pushing quite strange policies and ideas meant at minimizing compute eg advising devs to replace .md for .html files lmao.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even if South Africa🇿🇦 is playing alone, we will support the stadium.

[Daniel @danlfcynwa_]

I need a Muslim country to knock the US out of the World Cup if possible

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

explaining “financial ability to make bulk purchases” but narrowing it down to “mental capacity” <<<<

2L soda is also waaay better value than 500 ml soda (42.25/- per 500ml vs 70/- per 500ml) but we don’t go calling people stupid for buying the 500ml pet bottle.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

You know why people buy mafuta ya kupika ya 20bob instead of buying 3L for 300bob?
Or why they opt to buy mayai 20bob instead of tray 400bob?

Same same mental capacity

[Turk Scout @ScouTurk]

🇩🇪🇶🇦 Joshua Kimmich in 2021 on Qatar 🗣️

“I see us as having a responsibility to address things. That’s what we tried.”

🇩🇪🇺🇸 Joshua Kimmich in 2026 on the USA 🗣️

“That we players can solve these problems or change anything about them: that’s the wrong expectation.”

[Sideways for attention,long way for results @Dialmaterialist]

The expressway is an elitist project meant to bypass public sector inefficiencies, which never lasts.

Public sector dysfunction can't be held at bay for long.

I have a solution though - an expressway on top of that expressway. Then an expressway on top of that one.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

having a gf is insane because it's like claude fable with even more guardrails

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

Aunaona ile time Kasongo was trying to have your balls for dinner? This is what racist (insert any Yt national) would be saying about you today had you sought asylum there.

be better.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Burundians in Kenya is a time ticking bomb. They are even driving Ubers, who gave them IDs and PSVs?

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

Local man discovers the Kenyan Alien ID Card.

[Brent @brentwash35]

@WarriorRapid But is he lying? Personally ive seen Burundians having Kenyan IDs all over. Or we should just keep quiet??

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[shadcn @shadcn]

You have Claude Fable for only a few days. Here's how to make the most of it.

Introducing /improve: use your most capable model to audit your codebase and write plans for cheaper models to execute later.

Studies your code, figures out bugs, perf, tech debt, missing tests, what to build and writes plans any agent can run.

[Tibo @thsottiaux]

I would like to claim my 1% of royalty fees.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING : João Pedro got a call from Carlo Ancelotti but he only asked him to send Éderson’s phone number.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

mkisettle for nonsense shida yenu

[Daksh Gupta @dakshgup]

boris cherny goes on a podcast every three months and says something like “i’ve stopped breathing now i just wrote a breath.md” and the next day everyone in sf stops breathing