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Raising the flag on faulty reasoning

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Let’s talk about DoorDash Grandma 🧵 : what does it say about a society whose feel-good story is a 78 year old woman who has to work as a DoorDash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment? This is the use case the White House is highlighting as a *positive* story. How and why is this something to celebrate?

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@GuntherEagleman “He was close to something big this week before this explosion”. LOL. Yeah bud, and I was close to getting drafted into the NFL ‘before this explosion’ too.

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@FoulTerritoryTV @JakeDRill Wildly dumb explanation. If you’ve got to chase the runner to sufficiently ‘attempt the tag’, you’re incentivizing runners to run straight into right field in that situation.

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@FoxNews Translation: Trump never had a deal. Trump also knew Israel had to respond so drew a line he knew would be crossed so he could blame Israel for his failures.

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@sentdefender LOL fucking hell. The absurdity of it all. “Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday” eh? It’s like the timeline for when the local HVAC guy will swing by to take a look at your failing condenser.

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@GuntherEagleman Yeah! We all know the ‘real’ news includes people like Gunth saying every day there’s a 🚨 DEAL WITH IRAN 🚨 when there clearly isn’t.

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@DawnsMission lol He got asked to provide evidence for his claim that the 2020 election was stolen and because he doesn’t have any, he bitched out and left

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@bennyjohnson Trump’s the weakest, most feckless POTUS we’ve ever had. Good lord. Whines and cries nonstop, refuses to answer the evidence question, and then quits. Snowflake vibes 😂

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@LuNiReBeLX @BurtMaclin_FBI @HunterBiden Been there

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@TedPillows Any chance ‘the markets’ finally quit believing Trump’s weekly market manipulation horse shit?

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@unusual_whales Secretary Rubio said it’s over already. So we’re negotiating to end something that was already ended?

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@FirstSquawk “Final negotiations” lol Can one really have a 9th round of ‘final’ negotiations?

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@Kalshi JUST IN: they won’t

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@LeadingReport Translation: there’s no deal, Iran’s not close to a deal, and in a few more weeks, that will still be the case.

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@factpostnews Such bullshit. Iran doesn’t appear to be confused nor does the rest of the world nor is 65% of the US. The only people confused are MAGA sycophants. Everyone else sees the weak, feckless deranged lunatic that is Trump tantrum’ing about with no real plan to fall back on.

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@MarioNawfal “I always get angry”. Spoken like the true spoiled brat, nepo baby man child that he is. What could go wrong when the guy with the nuclear codes has the temperament of a petulant, impulsive kindergartener?

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@OunkaOnX Yes, and the idea that the Ayatollah is affable is comical given we just killed his parents, wife, and children while also reportedly dismembering and disfiguring him. That guy must turn the other cheek extremely quickly 🤦‍♂️

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@Angry_Staffer Rubio has to say that because the 60 day grace period ended and the Trump Admin insists on playing childish word games in order to avoid the modicum of accountability that Congressional Republicans might be willing to provide otherwise.

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@Patrickwebb Perhaps the only good thing about this era will be the montages of all these MAGA dumbasses proclaiming, with siren emojis and bold ‘BREAKING’ headlines, the same fucking thing dozens of times in a few month span with it not being true one single time.

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@EricLDaugh @grok when was this interview taped?

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@EricLDaugh Sure, we killed his mom & dad and his wife & kids, and we disfigured him badly, but overall he’s a good guy and seems like a good negotiating partner.