Juste Lurking 🇲🇽🇱🇧

Area man (he/him)

[Catholic American Socialist @ThatRedCatholic]

Take my mother’s name out of your mouth you filthy animal

[Cultured Swine (@culturedswine2.bsky.social) @tales_tomorrow]

Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*

[Juste Lurking 🇲🇽🇱🇧 @FalladJared]

@shiggy333 @NewestMagazine Muchisimas gracias!

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

Dolly Parton is not dead; she is alive forever in Christ Jesus. If anybody made it, she certainly did. She’s there and she loves you.

[vandul @_vandul]

To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵 @ChudNarodnik]

Autoanglophilia

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Worst things i think you could ever turn into an Epic the Musical/Hamilton type musical

Blood Meridian
The Birth of Huitzilopochtl
The Aztec Legend of the Fifth Sun
The Metamorphosis of prime intellect
The dudes who got trapped in the USS Virginia in 1941 and slowly died

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

“What appears to parents as the history of their family is an invasion from the future by a biologically intelligent entity that must assemble itself entirely from its ancestors’ resources.”

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

basically what president trump is doing is he's. The US economy had all this effeminate money from China and Europe. And he's going in there and he's making sure the gay money is, the money's smoking and drinking whisky. The money's a man now. He's almost like a medieval crusader

[brent @murrman5]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

[PDSTORI 🌪️ @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Jesus HUSSEIN Christ

[November @postoctobrist]

this one has a similar place in my head forever

[Sopo Japaridze @sopjap]

Happy birthday to the OG of OGs

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

The Simpsons discourse 2,800 years from now

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

Every time I see this, I gotta share it 😂