Lolly

[Allison @yesnosuremaybe]

IG is suggesting a few guys I casually dated 8-10 years ago who I never followed on any social platforms and whose numbers I no longer have. An omniscient God is real and his name is Mark Zuckerberg

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[Lolly @fallcandles]

@zackpeter No

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Even assuming there was no fraud, none of this makes sense.

How is it that we have been funding billions of dollars of daycare for Somali immigrants in Minnesota 81% of which (according to Gemini) are on welfare?

In other words, if mom and dad don’t work, why the need for child care?

Perhaps you could say the welfare statistics include some subsidies for working parents, but still in this case, the child care does not appear to be needed as the daycare centers are empty.

Furthermore, why is Federal funded childcare provided to recent immigrants on welfare versus long-standing American working families who are not on welfare?

How does this make sense?

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Kinda funny that the two stories dominating my X feed are:

1. Needing to take 5% of net worth from billionaires to prop up government spending

2. Fraudsters brazenly taking billions of dollars of taxpayer money with little being done to stop it

[Lolly @fallcandles]

@Bricktop_NAFO U guys r dumb. Tax is based on earned income not net worth. Begging u to just try google once

[Lolly @fallcandles]

@Chicago1Ray 👎🏼

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Need the Bakemas x Cardi B collab more than I need air to breathe

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

When my man score a touchdown… PAT NATION!!! #PattyNation #PatekNation #PattiLabellePiesNation

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

8-2

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Mac and no second monitor = fake job

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Sativa made me give Candy Crush my debit card information

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me and the password I made when I was 12

[𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 Acetaminochan 𝄃𝄃��𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 @AnimeTylenol]

Shitting on my doorless bathroom while maintaining eye contact with all the guests only to then hang myself from my pre-installed emergency toilet noose ❤️

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

[Promo Cactus🌵 @PromoCactus]

The market is down but yall had Duke