Morgan

Run far, ride bikes, and abolish the prison industrial system #gobirds🦅

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Doctor of Law

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

The kind of rentals you see in the town I just got placed for work (despite my multiple requests to not be placed there) Both places are over budget and I’m pretty sure the one in the right is a fire hazard

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Colorado is so crazy because I’m 15 miles from here and it’s been sunny skies all day

[Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy]

Downtown Denver video courtesy of Ryan Flanders

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Having to miss out on 5 hours of daily Giro d’italia live streaming so I can watch Themis lectures about corporations and partnerships for bar study is my 13th reason

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Actually pro this because the amount of times I’ve almost been hit by a literal child riding one of these things at high speeds on the sidewalk is terrifying. Not to mention all the adults taking them on bike paths at 30mph

[Jeffco Sheriff @jeffcosheriffco]

We understand the frustration around unsafe e-moto riding in our community, and we’re listening.

The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office has created a way for residents to anonymously document unsafe e-bike, electric motorcycle, or dirt bike activity.

Here’s the IMPORTANT distinction:
The issue is not traditional e-bikes. The growing concern involves high-powered electric motorcycles, often marketed online as “e-bikes,” that exceed Colorado’s legal 750-watt limit with pedals attached to make these vehicles appear bicycle-like.

Many of these vehicles can reach speeds of 30 to 65+ mph and are legally classified as motor vehicles, meaning they require registration, insurance, and a driver’s license.

Our goal is safety for riders, pedestrians, drivers, and neighborhoods across Jefferson County.

To learn more or anonymously document unsafe activity, please visit
https://t.co/iolhdKBIwo

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Parents are getting a new service puppy to raise and it has to have a “T” name and my mom is angry because everyone in the family is recommending cycling names

[raj @internetraj]

First week of 1L Torts after getting cold-called about Palsgraf

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Two birds are flirting back and forth on my balcony and neither has noticed my cat literally doing this three feet away from them

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Last day of law school classes today 😭Feeling very bittersweet

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

I am once again complaining about resale ticket prices because WHY is a ticket to the Filmore tonight $200 DOLLARS

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Pest control has been called but I think she got it covered

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

So proud she could finally feed me for once

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

You can tell who ran an ultra marathon yesterday by who’s waddling around the hotel breakfast buffet with huge plates of food

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

Met a runner im a huge fan of today and accidentally called him Mitch (his last name is Mitchell) because my brain was fried after 9 hours of running and now I’m so embarrassed

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

This band I like only put out a few songs but I loved the singer so much I wanted to see what other projects he’s done and it’s fucking Teddy Swims lmaooo

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

I yearn to one day have the confidence level of a sovereign citizen in a criminal proceeding

[Morgan @fallen_panic]

The MPRE should be eliminated because clearly legal ethics don’t matter anymore

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A lawyer who helped Kalshi in court vs. the federal government now works for the government.

The lawyer hired by Kalshi is now the Principal Deputy Assistant AG at the DOJ Civil Division.

There he's positioned to protect Kalshi from states trying to regulate prediction markets.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Justice Sotomayer on Pam Bondi: "Every time I listen to a lawyer-trained representative saying we should criminalize free speech in some way, I think to myself, that law school failed."

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Lawyers don’t trust first drafts, second drafts, third drafts, or even final drafts.

A document only starts feeling safe around draft_9_final_v6.

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Gorsuch be like: first, I’d like to acknowledge that we’re on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon’s ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.