Here's the cheat sheet for the Dan Andrews presser:
11am = not terrible
After 12pm = bad
Wearing a suit = real bad news
Sports jacket = moderately bad news
Northface jumper = it's the weekend
Wearing a suit on the weekend after 12pm = shit's fucked
Stage 4 restrictions mean no take away coffee. In Melbourne. There'll be people coming up to you on your walk, whispering "what do you need? Ethiopian single origin? Arabica? If you give me ten minutes, I've got a guy who does cold brew..."