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Nationally ranked nose blower. Bengals, Betting, Cat Daddy.

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

Made my mom's phone autocorrect "good" to "that's fire dog" and she got mad like wtf she should be thanking me for elevating her text game

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

surely nothing but a good faith argument from the founder of draftkings lmfao

[Matt Kalish @mattkalish]

Pro Gambling isn’t entrepreneurship, it’s not building a product, it’s not providing a service, it adds zero societal value to gamble on sports well. Motherfucker it’s literally just taking an entertainment product and then marketing like people can use it for a job or income.

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

not to defend draftings but they’re offering consistent promos that drastically lower the actual rake

*ducks*

[Michael Dubner @Dubner_Michael]

Underdog's Best Ball Mania vs DK Millionaire:

🔷Same $25 entry
🔷Same 150 max entries
🔷Same flagship tournament
⚠️One takes 10.8% rake. The other takes 15%.

Contest selection is the most underrated way to raise your ROI. So I rebuilt my Contest Score from scratch

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@amicsta if justin jefferson was swapped with tet he’d still be a fringe first rounder and tet would go in the 3rd. this tweet implies you think they’re near equals as players

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@DanFlashesFF @Sherman_FFB brother, he is trolling

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@HaydenWinks while this is true (at least as far as free services go) it’s irrelevant to them as a PM. good news updates but i’m gonna use poly/kalshi where I can make limit orders or px with lower taker fees. without make orders and with high fees UD predict is just a bad odds sportsbook

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@SigmundBloom h2h fantasy points for the season is probably like 70/30 barkley so you’re getting a lot of “told you so” value, but you have to acknowledge the floor is much safer with barkley, right?

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

“nonprofit” btw

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FIFA reportedly earned >$9,000,000,000.00 from the 2026 World Cup, making it the most lucrative sporting event in history.

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@roiguy123 alright stop flexing this now we’ll get more edges like this

[Sam Dumitriu @Sam_Dumitriu]

It was smart of Tuchel to rest Saka against Argentina so he could be fully fit for the third place playoff.

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@LGsportsbetting pretty -EV then

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@Sherman_FFB can it not be true that both A. living by a data center sucks and B. foreign adversaries want to push that issue hard knowing people will react strongly?

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

This is such a funny, dystopian hard stance to have over children's sports

[Sid @SidwardSports]

He is the US superstar the way Rui Hachimura is Japan’s superstar

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

“Balogun should decline to play”

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@Rishibets it’s actually slightly worse for shooters with first shot being worse on average lol this guy couldn’t be more wrong

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@IraHeatBeat you realize if they miss the FT it’s zero points right? expected points are actually a tiny bit *lower* because the first free throw is missed more often

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

Jordan's three most recent posts on Twitter are all Fanduel promos

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@ryanhammer09 well for one there’s an actual visible line with the other two examples

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

@Rishibets probably too drastic of a change and im not a ball knower but daylight would be a good rule imo

[bｒa d e n @fallguysbean32]

this is pure cope but aus-alg draw at even money was a giga fish bet that ran hot, ggs